new pony on the block

   "so I'm in ponyville?"laz asked clearly confused.

   "yea silly where else whould you be heh heh!" A happy yet disturbing voice said.

   "ah' can confirm that sugarcube. A almost hillbilly voice said.

   "ok... Let me get this straight.... I fell in hole and became a pony? Laz said Pissed off while being confused.

   "well sorta you have a rare species of cantorlot."

   "which are Mr cliffhanger?" Laz said hiding his fear.

   "dragon!" The doctor said proud he found him first.

   "hey he's like me" a none mature voice said.

   "yea but cooler spike."

They all gasped.

   "how do you know me, can you read minds... What number am I thinking."

   "im a brony." Laz said with a smile.

   " what's ah' brony?" Aj said.

   "um a very wise person.." laz said knowing that conversation whould be wasting his time.

   "then I guess I'm a brony too." Twi said proud.

   "Yea sure.... What ever floats your boat." laz said sarcasticly.

   "ive made it so they can show you around." The doctor said in a serious manor.

   "ok fine but can I see vinyl scratch first, she awesome." Laz said eagerly.

   "no. We need to study your type of species and find you element you have to stay." Twi said.

   "um... No Fuck you I'm going." Laz got up on his feet and was stoped by a larger spike.

   "wait" spike said.

   "ok what."

   "can we hang out later please?" Spike said like he was losing a nut.

   "um sure... Your cool why not." Laz said finally cooling off.

   "But were going to vinlys first ok."

   "cool but um that blanket was cover your parts!" Spike said worried.

   "ohhh that's the breeze... Oh shit!" Laz covered his weapon.

Laz put on the clothes like electric.

    "wow these are sweet, I feel attached almost."

   "Welcome" Twi said.

   "did you lady's see anything." Laz said suspiciously

   "besides you big friend nothing hehe." Pinkie said.

   Fluttershy fanted as laz walked out.

As soon as there were out spike let out a sigh a said

    "i fucking hate Twi I can't even give a hug she said its to sexual."

    "wow.... Really."

Spike just nodded his head and they set off for vinly's house.