new pony on the block

"so spike um.... How old are I don't mess with kids?" Laz said trying to not sound like this was illogical on all levels

    "i'm 21 but Twi treats me like a kid.. bitch." Spike said pissed.

    "im 21 too but in my world I'm immature."

    "well cool um... Hey do you sing and stuff?"

    "well yea but I don't do stuff with it... Why?" Laz said confused.

    "great, I wanna make YouTube video but I'm they only good singing in my group of homeys. Will you do a song I wrote with me?" Spike said begging

    "well this is kinda sudden.." laz said

     "please please PLEASE.." spike screamed

     "ok... But do you have instruments?"

    "yea lets go!" Spike said nearly dragging laz.

At the tree house.

    "ok... Here it is." Spike said pointing and smiling.

    "cool but what's you stage name? Laz said hopefully

    "scorch marks." He said proud.

    "what's yours?"

    "Master dragon." Laz said last second

    "sick." They fist bumped.

    "let's start

[YouTube= {maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger ft. Christina Aguilera}

"ok so cool now can we sleep it's like 12!" Laz said tired.

   "sure night bro."

Tomorrow

   "laz check this!" Spike said like he just got laid

   "what?"

   "the video has over 700 million hits!"

   "no.... Fucking..... Way." Laz said in shock.

   "yea wa...." Spike was inturuped by a phone call

   "hey is this master dragon and scorch marks."

   "yes?" They said in unison

   "i'd like to over you a record deal and I'd like if you chould play at a club in ponyville."

   "yes." They said nearly bursting with excitement.

   "ok see ya there."

   "dude... We... Are... Awesome." Laz said

   "i know lets get ready."

   "alright."

And before they split spike said something.

   "hey laz... Do you have a crush on vinyl?"

   "no um no where'd you get that heh!" Laz said blushing furiously.

  "ha yea you do ha ha!" Spike said dying of laughter.

   "Ha ha funny so have you stoped masturbating to rarity yet?" Laz said dryly.

Spike hung his head in shame.

   "That what I thought."

   "yea alright see ya I'm get my signature fedora."

   "ok bye."