new pony on the block

"so where first laz" spike said.

"im I wanna meet the mane six so..." Laz trialed off.

"how about sugercube corner?"

"im yea I'm kinda hungry too." Laz said.

"so spike um I read something about Dragons...."

"well, come on."

"Um... Do we have powers." Laz said excited.

"on you mean our elements, well yea I guess."

"can we find mine?"

"sure um how were you hatched?" Spike said.

"Um I'm good a video games, does that help?"

"yea..... Here try getting in my phone."

"im what?"

"you heard."

"oook." Laz then teleported into the phone.

"wow you did it."

"yup I'm a fast learner." Laz said in a conceited tone.

"and a smartass."

"yea yea shut up."

At sugercube corner.

"hey pinkie."

"sup guys what'll it be?" Said pinkie.

"um a gem cupcake!"

"ok and you laz?"

"um got anything like weed?" Laz stifled a laugh.

"no I'm in recovery you douche!" Pinkie said angry.

"oh I'm sorry."

Pinkie sighed "its ok."

They ate the gem cupcakes and left.

"so what now?" Spike said.

"fluttershy."

At fluttershys

"hello boys come in, come in." Fluttershy said.

"hey" they said in unison.

"so what's up."

"on nothing just relaxing"

"on well hey maybe we chould help you with that." Laz said sexually.

"um no that alright."

"Hey fluttershy what your number."

"what um no I'm not like that!" Fluttershy was flipping.

"whoa... Whoa calm down I just want have it in case you wanted some company geez."

"im sorry it's just people usually hit on me."

"on well I think you are beautiful but I respect you."

Fluttershy blushed "thanks."

"no problem, but wait we have a gig tonight bye." Laz said

"ok bye."

At the doors of the club

"ready?"

"ready."

"let's do it" they said in unison.