College Expenses

Alex smiled as he woke up from some very pleasant dreams. A glance at his phone told him he'd woken up right on time, and a quick breathe of air told him that today was a good day.

Alex's smile dropped as his body told him there was something heavy on the bed beside him.

"Hey! Alex! Something happened to your connection so I decided to visit." Alexander stopped as he processed the voice. It was female, and he did not remember it at all. That meant someone he didn't know was in his room. His grandparents didn't have any cleaning people coming, and even if they did a cleaning person wouldn't violate his personal space like this. That meant someone had broken into his room... People who broke into rooms probably have a gun... They are usually obsessed, schizophrenic, or here to steal things, but she had mentioned his name and was confronting him. That meant crazy. He'd taken intro to psychology... H-he could talk her down...

No he couldn't. Fuck me I'm dead. He thought, starting to sweat as he panicked.

"Hey?" alex slowly turned, and was shocked to discover the speaker was a pale skinned, cute, but nerdy dressed girl with purple hair and a pink skunk stripe. Except she wasn't a normal nerd, she was taller, stronger, and probably faster than any nerd Alexander had ever met. She was crazy, smart, and strong... why couldn't he be the one who could get stalked by the girls who were crazy and just sexy? Not to say that the girl before him was ugly, but her excellent curves just weren't complemented by the outfit.

"Yo, Equestria to Alexander."

Crazy, obsessed, strong, sexy, and a pegasister. he figured he was either in heaven or needed an adult.

"Respond or I'll spank you."

"Wut." The nut job burst forward into light bubbly laughing. Smiling, she gave him a gentle push.

"Hey, so college is expensive. I'm a princess with needs, let's work something out."

‘... does not compute, see customer support.’

"Okay, let's start with the body I'm putting you in. Don't worry, it will be small, skinny, but with some nice curves, just like you've always wanted."

The young man felt his system reboot fail as his second darkest secret was dropped into his lap so casually by his stalker. He felt he was slowly becoming colder and colder.

"But I get to pick the coat and mane color. You get to keep the eyes of course, you have nice eyes." ... well at least she... huh?

‘This crazy bitch is talking about putting me in a different body!? What the hell!?’ Alex screamed to himself in his mind.

"Of course, I will also feed, dress, and protect you with all my resources both personally and as a princess."

'She keeps saying Princess like it wasn't crazy.'

"Get out." Alex’s heart stopped as the words left his mouth. He had just tried to order around a crazy lady. Only bad things could-

"Ohh, you have class today, and my spell won't cover that. I should let you get changed." Alexander blinked as miss crazy pants calmly strode out of my room.

‘What the fuck is going on?’

Alex stumbled out of his room half an hour later, having half convinced himself that the stalker was all just a dream. Unfortunately his eyes disagreed, and he was left staring in shock at the crazy girl from his room. She was sitting at the man’s grandmother's mahogany dining room table.

It was at this point that he remembered both his grandparents were with his uncle in Oklahoma. Their house phones were in the kitchen, and the crazy pegasister was between him and there. The local cell phone signal was terrible, meaning he'd have to fight his way through to call the police.

Alex slowly made his way over to his stalker, pulling out a chair on the opposite side of the table from her so that the candlesticks were between them.

Remember kids, when addressing a stranger, keep weapons on hand at all times, and as many obstacles between you as is possible.

"What do you want with me?" Alex said, staring his stalker dead in the eye, leaning over the table to reinforce his authority.

"I know you like dicks."

Alex’s hand on the table slipped. He missed the chair, the rug slipping underfoot as his weight dragged itself sideways. The young man was still in shock as his head cracked against the table. For a few moments his head swam with intense pain. When he could see again, the one claiming to be Twilight was kneeling next to his head pressing ice to it.

"Let me talk." The girl interjected before he could say anything, Alex, having been compromised by his new head injury, didn't argue. "Look, I think we got off on the wrong foot, my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, and I've come to make you an offer I don't think you'll refuse."

‘That was... Fuck it's hard to think.’

"Now, you need to pay for college, I have enough money to buy your college, let alone pay your way through it. You're lonely, and I'm lonely. You like big fat cock, and I have a big fat cock." The young man stared at the crazy woman kneeling next to his head for what seemed like minutes, his injured brain trying to process the meaning behind the words she uttered. Needless to say, the meaning hit him like a metric fuck-ton of bricks when it arrived.

"Now, I'm beginning to see you don't believe me. I shall let you recover and then present proof."

‘How nice of her, to not try to convince me while I have a head injury.’ Was Alex’s last thought before he blacked out.

Alex rested for a few hours, missing all of his classes for that day. Twilight took care of him most of that time. It was all a blur to him, but he knew that much.

Alex awoke a second time, she young man's sheets rolled gently under the his body, and his blanket crinkling as he turned turned.

‘... Crinkling? Blankets don’t crinkle.’

Alex’s eyes opened slowly, revealing that he was covered in paper.

"Hey, be careful with that. It's a magically binding contract. One tear, and you're doomed to Tartarus." The man immediately stopped turning, and slowly removed his hands from under the paper. He couldn't see Twilight, but he had heard her.

"M-mind magicking this off of me?" Immediately the document raised up in a reddish glow.

Right away Alex noticed he had no pants.

"Sorry, had to take them off to clean out your cute little butt." The young man’s face flushed with indignation and shame, and his heart rose to meet it.

"Mmm, cute, but you should remember whose offering to bankroll your education.” He cut off the retort before it arrived. As much as he hated it, he knew she was right.

"Good, now let's go over your contract."

"Wai-"

"Now to begin. And I quote, The first party, Twilight Sparkle, shall henceforth be known as Contractor. The second party, the one known as Alexander *censor*, son of *censor* and *censor*, shall henceforth be referred to as as Contractee." Twilight paused with a cough.

"The Contractee must take the Contractor's phallus up the ass and allow for release inside same ass once per seven rotations of the sun and moon, known henceforth as a week. Once per week the Contractee must administer oral sex (to the best of their abilities) to the Contractor, or receive the Contractor's phallus up the ass a second time. The Contractee must cuddle with the contractor three times per rotation of the moon and sun. Acceptable snuggling is prolonged holding and stroking of a platonic nature, including sleeping together. The contractee must nuzzle the contractor's phallus three times a week for at least thirty seconds, go with the contractor on every other trip out of Ponyville the contractor makes, excluding trips to the Everfree, and to hostile nations, at the minimum. The Contractee must allow the Contractor to bind the contractee, gag the contractee, and spank the contractee after a period of six months has passed in the contract, but this only applies one hour before and after anal intercourse as mandated by this contract. If outside that time the contractee thinks the word banana three times while bound, the contractor must release all binds and gags, as well as any toys inserted into the contractee at the time."

‘ I... don't... waaeh?’

The young man felt like he had hit his head a second time as Twilight droned on and on about what constituted anal sex, what was release, what spanking was defined as, what ponyville meant. What constituted a hostile nation. Then she stopped... and she stared him in the eye as his brain struggled to process what she was reading off.

It seemed she was content with what she saw, for she didn't give him long to think.

"The Contractor may at no time strike, as defined under Equestrian law, the Contractee anywhere other than the area defined under 'article 7: spanking.' Doing so immediately breaks this contract, devouching Twilight of her title, possessions, and citizenship under Equestrian law. Exceptions are made for hoofbumping, to be defined under a-"

A cold chill rolled along the man’s spine, but at the same time his apprehension drained away a little. Twilight continued to define shelter, food, what the size of the pension he was to be given, and even applied it to equivalents back on Earth to help define it for him. It was a damn good pension. It even had a clause stating that the Contractor could have someone else pay, but that any failure to properly deliver his payment would result in fines and... public spanking. After a while, she stopped again, coughing to regain his attention.

"If at any time the Contractee invalidates this contract by action or inaction, then he/she shall be considered an oath breaker. As such the bindings of this spell become permanent, regardless of where he goes." And that was it... The woman just stopped.

They didn't talk, she didn't try to convince Alex. The girl just left the contract there on his bed and left the room.

Alex looked over the restrictions the contract placed on her. Sexual restraints, domestic restraints, social restraints...

As far as the young man could tell, this contract would keep him perfectly safe... and make him a whore for the next 4 years. Twilight Sparkle would be his contractually obligated sugar daddy. He'd be her ... whore... for four years.

But only her whore. According to the contract, Twilight could in no way shape or form obligate him to have sex with others. She couldn't even force him to do a threesome. There were allowances for making agreements around it, but those looked very strict.

Every reading, Alex found one less reason to say no.

By lunch time, the only reason he could think of was how much sex it asked for. If Alex was being honest with himself, he did like cocks. Alex knew he was bisexual through and through. Alex even thought futas were crazy hot... and here one was promising to make him sexy and then sex him up... he had dreamed of this...

And here was a genie granting wishes.

Alex stopped and pulled out his phone, sliding, typing, and then logging on to his banking app.

Alex could only stare in shock... he was almost out of gas money... that was his ONLY money... he was...

Alex wouldn't be able to drive to class a week from now. There is no way he could go to college... without... monetary help.

If he didn't want to destroy everything he had worked for... Alex had to accept. His family couldn't afford to have him living with them again. There is no way he had enough money left to get a job... he wasn't ready.

He wasn't ready for any of this! He needed more time...

Four years ... and then another five in college... There was no other way...

"Twilight!" Immediately the purple maned girl stepped back into his room. Alex looked back down at the contract, and the only thing he could think of was that I'd miss his computer. "What about things I own?" Twilight laughed lightly.

"All of them will function at 100% in Equestria, even your internet." Alex stared at her, thinking over whether or not to leave this off, but in the end he pointed to the contract firmly.

"Fine!" Twilight exclaimed, snapped her slim fingers, and the contract lengthened.

Alex didn't bother rereading it , he just pulled out a pen and signed.

In the land of equestria all was well. No more so than in a little town called ponyville however. For just on the outskirts of town stood a great crystal tree, easily three times the size of any two buildings in Ponyville put together. This grand specimen of magically shaped crystal wasn’t just in the form of a tree however, it also functioned as the palace to Equestria’s newest princess, one Twilight Sparkle.

Princess Sparkle was currently alone in her castle, as none of her close friends had any spare time at the moment. In the castle’s library wandered the pony, idly looking for a specific book, “Alternate Forms of Spellcasting for the Magic Minded Earth Pony” was the book’s title, and she was looking for it for a specific reason, she had hidden a copy of an entirely different book inside that one because it hadn’t been checked out for the last 20 years, and she was absolutely certain she wouldn’t be disturbed while she read her hidden copy of ‘(enter name of well know porn book besides Fifty Shades of Grey.)’ As she continued her search she thought on why this was.

Fluttershy was busy tending to a sick whale, how a whale got to a cottage in central Equestria she didn’t even want to know and classified this information under ‘Pinkie Pie and land whales’ and tried her best to not let it bother her.

Applejack was in Manehattan for the Apple Family Reunion, this time hosted by the Oranges. Apparently the family pooled their profits and rented the entirety of Times Square for a week for this party. The mayor only assenting because of a gift basket filled with apple themed sex toys he’d bought earlier that year and was blackmailed into it. In fact, the only reason the lavender princess knew this was because Applejack got a letter from her relatives saying as such and decided to share. Her friends swore up and down that her face was beet red for an entire week after the ‘letter incident’.

Rarity was up in Canterlot, schmoozing her way into the nobilities good graces, bringing Spike along as her personal bag hanger as she went. This irked the princess, not that Spike let her friend treat him like a slave, or that said friend treats her assistant/little brother like a slave, but that she wasn’t even told he would be leaving, and she hadn’t had time to reschedule around it.

She also had her suspicions that Rarity’s social ambitions included no small amount of adultery, but she had no evidence to make such a claim, and she really didn’t want to go digging into her friend’s sex life anyway.

Rainbow Dash was actually in Cloudsdale to renew her flight license, a necessity to any and all weather working pegasi as it was illegal to work the weather without one. It was a blatant scam set up by the Pegasus Council to cheat perfectly capable ponies of their bits to continue working, but it’s the way it is, and most pegasi would rather pay to renew their licenses than go through the hassle of removing a legislation none of the council members want removed.

And Pinkie pie was in Las Pegasus to organize, in her own words, “A citywide fun-orgy”, that entire conversation went into the ‘Pinkie Pie and land whales’ folder of her mind.

Now, just as princess Sparkle got her face back to its normal hue, discolored thanks to various thought surrounding the word ‘orgy’, she had found the book she had been looking for, and just as she brought it from the shelf with her magic she noticed a flash of pink smoke, that may or may not have actually consisted of small bears flying around in little pink leotards, out of the corner of her eye.

Discord smiled as he made his traditional entrance, with one unique detail, he wasn't alone. Within his claws was a small colt, white of coat, grey of mane, with eyes shut and wings drooped. The small colt looked to be a teen, but a teen with the hips of a full grown mare, and a face that looked like that of a filly.

In fact, you could only tell the gender because Discord was holding the colt under the forelegs, vertically. Leaving his underbelly and more upon display.

"Your highness, I come bearing gifts."

Princess Twilight Sparkle froze at the sound of his voice, slowly turning her head to look at the errant draconequus. When she did finally face him, her face would have been comparable to a tomato from the rather spectacular view of the stallion Discord was holding.

"Ohh," Discord began with a sultry smile, "it completely slipped my mind. You would far prefer, "Discord turned the colt around and slung the cute thing over his shoulder, exposing his luscious plot and spreading his legs, "this position wouldn't you?"

*sigh* “Discord, why exactly are you holding that stallion like that saying you have a gift, you know slavery has been outlawed in Equestria since its founding.” Her face somehow getting even redder as she shuffled her back legs, trying to reign in her quickly growing erection.

"Slavery? You wound me! Why, slavery is the exact antithesis of what I am! Besides, he signed the contract of his own free will, with no pressuring from me." Discord spread the colts legs a bit wider, exposing him better for the Alicorn.

“Discord! Stop that, it doesn’t look comfortable for the poor colt at all. Or myself for that matter. So please, put him down, and explain exactly what you meant by a contract.” The pony yelled, quickly switching over to what her friends call her ‘princess voice’.

“Mmm, you two had both better get used to it, that is if he ever wants a chance to go home again.”