College Expenses

CHAPTER 1: Treachery, and Pleasure

“W-Wait, what? What do you mean ‘if he wants to go home again?’” The princess asked, air quotes nearly marking themselves as she spoke.

Discord simply unrolled the contract before Twilight, revealing every rule and innuendo. “Of course, I can’t hold you to the document seeing as you never signed it, but if his end isn’t upheld.”Discord laughed darkly as he pointed to a clause buried in the middle of a large mess of legalese. “I’m afraid that he will be bound to the contract physically forever, and I’m also afraid that the contract can no longer leave Equestria.”

Giving the contract a quick look over, meaning the princess read it word for word in its entirety, she gave a sigh and tried to massage the pain forming behind her eyes from the stress as she spoke. “Why, Discord. Just… Why, why would you go and do something like kidnap this poor colt and have him contractually obligated to have sex with me or be stuck here for the rest of his life. Speaking of, where’d you kidnap him from anyway?”

“Again, I didn’t kidnap him. He signed the contract thinking it was you, and thus I had to bring him to you to fulfill it. We left a note.” Discord smiled as he set the colt down, on all fours, with his legs splayed out.

Giving another sigh, and rubbing her head just a little harder, Twilight continued, wishing Celestia hadn’t thought to ‘reform’ him just then.“So, you tricked him into thinking you were me, and then took him without his consent, or the preemptive knowledge of his family. Discord, that’s both lying, and kidnapping.”

Discord growled angrily as he appeared instantly in Twilight’s face. “I”... then he paused. After a few moments Discord regained his evil grin. “I’ll just have to wake him up and let him explain.” With a snap of his fingers, the colt on the floor began to stir.

“H-huh, I guess she wasn’t lying about the body…” The colt said to himself, sitting on his haunches and staring at his forehooves, a crease forming in his brow as he thought. Twilight charged forward while she used a spell to nudge Discord back. She raised up the colt with her forehooves, not trusting Discord enough to use magic on what could possibly be a thaum trap.

“Hey, can you tell me what your name is?.” The colt looked up, and was immediately perplexed by who he saw was questioning him.

“Twilight… you know my name.” The alicorn grunted in frustration, an idea of what had gone on beginning to take root in her mind.

“Humor me.” The mystery colt paused to rub the grime from his eyes.

“My name’s Alex. C-can I have a small break before we start?” Twilight blinked in confusion at the colt’s response, but backed up as requested. She took the moment to look the colt up and down, and found herself beginning to sweat.

To begin with the colt was the slimmest she had ever seen. He had a perfect feminine barrel and chest, adorable legs, and smooth neckline, which combined with a soft hair and gentle movements made him perfect to hold. He also had large eyes, a smooth snout, two perky ears, and most worryingly he had a large, luscious, dangerously spankable plot.

Not that Twilight realized any of this. Unfortunately for the bookworm, thaumaturgical manuals lacked the soft porn terminology necessary to voice the desires that were rapidly coming to flame within the futanari’s heart. Flames the normally reserved alicorn was desperately trying to stomp out.

"Start what?" Twilight asked as her normally reserved self lost to her curiosity. The colt gave her another look of confusion.

“W-well.. the contract said that I… funny I can remember it, but it said that I had to give you a blowjob within two hours of arriving in Equestria.”

“Y-yeah, but you aren’t seriously going to… Are you?” Twilight recoiled in shock and confusion. Her naive heart unable to comprehend what was happening.

Both turned as Discord chuckled darkly. “You see Twilight, he’s here because of a magically binding contract he signed, of his own volition I might add, a contract that clearly states that should he fail to uphold his end of the agreed upon terms, he’s stuck here for the rest of his life. Those terms including sucking you off with in the next hour and 45 minutes. But you know all this already, don’t you, princess?” Twilight grudgingly nodded in acknowledgement.

Twilight’s biggest confusion wasn’t about the set up. Discord knew what she thought about sex. He would of course use that against her. Her confusion was over the fact that the lord of Chaos had used a contract to do it, and that anypony had agreed.

Twilight paused to consider her last thought. This was a pony, right?

“Of course not, no pony would have signed a contract that was out of their talent, and of course there has never been a talent for riding cock. This little dear came from a planet far far away.” Twilight shook away her shock as thousands of mathematical and philosophical theories of extra terrestrial existence were confirmed by a loudmouthed psuedo-genie.

Twilight and Discord turned, and were surprised to see the colt staring at Discord in wild eyed realization.

“N-no…” The colt stuttered out in shocked disbelief. Discord chuckled wickedly and stroke his moustache in response.

“Yes, I’m afraid the young hot nerd you saw was simply yours truly in a rather ingenious disguise. This prudish princess couldn’t even stutter out a pick up line, much less contractually oblige you to bounce on her cock.” Discord laughed harshly as the young colt began to tear up. If Twilight had to guess, he was probably starving and confused.

“Twilight, this leaves things up to you. Shall you fulfill the contract, or will you leave this poor thing trapped here and penniless?” The colt turned to Discord in shock, his tears doubling as the news of just how badly he had messed up hit him like a sack full of lead.

The thought of having someone sex him up for his own sake left him pretty despondent, his own self image having trouble accepting that anyone would say yes, even as his more… personal biology began to become excited at the thought. And the thought that the Princess Twilight Sparkle that hadn’t agreed to do so, and might not decide to go through with it, thus forever separating him from everything he knew and everyone he loved, honestly scared him.

Twilight froze in indecision, her multitude of Princess based lessons doing little to prepare her for this insane situation. Discord lamely huffed in aggravation at the delay.

*SEX SCENE AHEAD, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK*

“Now, I believe the two of you are running out of time. Thankfully, miss Twilight doesn’t seem to need prep.” Twilight blushed brightly as she tried to back away and hide the erection reading the contract had given her. Discord put a stop to it with a snap of his fingers, positioning Twilight so that she was standing over the colt with Alex ending up face to face with her erection.

Alex stared at the flared clock as Twilight nervously stood over them. Even though he knew he had to, even though he knew he wanted to, Alex couldn't find the courage to place his lips on Twilight's massive phallus. Part of it was shock. The idea that a futanari could become aroused because of him came in direct conflict with the way he had viewed himself, but the vast majority of it was just staring at how huge it was.

"Mmm, it seems our cute little colt has cock fright. Of course, I'm sure a princess like you is brave enough to do what needs to be done." Discord set Twilight down in front of the cute but panicked little colt, the chaos god smiling as he saw Twilight’s mind fight over whether or not to use the cute colt’s throat like a cock sleeve. His pleasure doubled as he realized that her cute and naive side was slowly losing to her body.

Quickly coming to a decision, Twilight used her magic to gently pry the colt’s mouth open and placed her flare on his tongue. Releasing his jaws, she then moved her hooves to his hips and held him. She rationalized it as keeping him from acting him his own best interest.

Alex seized up as the cock flesh lay on his tongue. Absolutely nothing in his life before this had prepared him for this situation. Nevertheless, he found himself unable to pull away his body, or even just his tongue. To his surprise, the dick resting on the tip of his tongue actually tasted good.

Getting nervous as she watched the clock run down, Twilight started moving her hips, careful not to go too far, but still reaching the back of the colts mouth. Twilight’s initiative gave Alexander the courage to finally push forward. He gagged as Twilight hit his throat, but for some reason he didn’t find any issue going farther after that.

Discord smiled devilishly as things finally got underway. After stashing a small videocamera in the bookshelf for later review, he snapped his claws and poofed away in yet another cloud of smoke that may or may not have been made up of Tuxedo clad Hippopotami this time.

As hormones quickly overrode the alicorn’s senses, Twilight put her hooves to use, pulling his head in time with her thrusts, quickly speeding them as she got closer to her climax. The sounds coming from Alex’s throat every time she entered it making it that much harder to control herself.

Alex felt his mind start to go fuzzy. He was struggling to breathe around the cock, but at the same time, what he was breathing was saturated with the smell of Twilight’s sex, and lavender/honey scented shampoo, he noted.

Hearing Alex’s gasping breath every time she retracted herself, Twilight couldn’t help but push harder with each thrust. Those same thrusts becoming shorter and more erratic as her head threatened to flare. And with hormones running rampant through her body, that’s exactly what it did.

Alex’s sight whited out as the flare cut off the last of his airflow. He knew in the back of his mind that it could be a problem, but the taste, texture, and heat of the thing in his throat made it hard to fight, hard to think.

Which became even harder when he felt a bulge pass through the cock in his mouth, shortly before he felt, and heard, semen being shot straight down his throat into his stomach. The heat was overwhelming, as was the smell while he was being pumped full, his stomach filling rapidly and his vision starting to go dark from lack of oxygen.

Twilight groaned in intense pleasure as she slowly sashayed her hips back, dragging her flare out of the colt’s throat slowly as her shaft kept filling him up, her flare getting stuck on something momentarily.

The tip of her dick, pressed almost painfully against the inside colt’s trachea entrance, was twitching in time with each shot of baby batter she fed him. Her pleasure tripled for just a moment as it finally popped out, and held steady as she continued her drain.

Alex ran his tongue across her head, even as string after string of cum hit the back of his throat, his cheeks puffing out as his mouth was filled to capacity as well , semen leaking from the gap between the cock stuck in his mouth, and his lips. The lack of oxygen catching up to him as he felt himself drifting off to sleep, even as Twilight’s cock twitched in his mouth, still backlogging cum onto the palace floor.

Twilight herself going out just as fast after she pulled out released 18 years of repressed sexual tension onto the colt’s face.

Discord reappeared from whatever pocket dimension he was hiding in. He didn’t even bother hiding his own erection as he quickly secreted away the camera and turned to the two sex coma’d ponies. Much to his chagrin, it appeared that he had forgotten to include a back up for the colt’s respiratory system. With a put upon sigh, the chaos god pulled the colt out from under Twilight and turned him vertical, allowing the cum to slowly drain back into the colt’ stomach. He smiled as the specially designed organ turned the cum into the nutrients needed to maintain his adorably sexual shape.

When the colt was done, Discord set him on top of Twilight’s back, chuckling at the backwardness of it before disappearing again to find Fluttershy. As much fun as solving the Princess’s extreme sexual suppression had been, the chaos deity had needs of his own.