College Expenses

"So my plan of having you stay at the spa is out." Alex turned to Twilight in confusion.

"Why?"

"We realized that it would be impossible to keep your secret while you were walking from there to the library." Vera answered, causing the colt to turn his head to the other side.

“... How so?”

"One curious Pegasus and a breeze is what separates you from public scrutiny." Alex considered that scenario. His normally perverted mind saw no issue with a stallion sniffing up his skirt, but his sense of decency and practicality won out, and he conceded the point with a nod.

“So, me and Twilight are thinking about what your uniform is going to look like. We like what you have now, but I want more frills on the socks.” Alex stopped in his tracks. He wasn't stopping in confusion or anger, he fully agreed with her thoughts on the frilly socks. What stopped him was the realization that he was in the tree castle when he first arrived, but sometime during the blowjob it had changed into the treebrary. Had they been teleported?

Twilight hadn’t noticed a flash of light or heard any snapping from Discord. He was pretty enthralled by cock at the time, but even then, there should have been some disorientation.

“Was hoping you wouldn’t notice that.”

Alex went from still in contemplation to frozen in fear as the voice of Discord echoed in his head.

Discord appeared in front of Alex, but from the way that no-pony else reacted he guessed that he was the only one able to see him.

“Look, it’s like this. In the dimension with the crystal castle, Twi’ never fucked your brains out and never hooked up with Vera. Eventually she rejects you too, and you are stuck here forever against your will. I’m not that mean. I could only continue this in good spirit if you had pretty good chances of being able to go home if you held up your end to the best of your abilities…. literally!”

Discord sniggered as Alex blushed at his joke.

“It’s a shame, I had to make Tirek not exist. It was fun pretending to be weaker than him for a few days, a nice vacation.

The draconequus snapped his fingers and a tiny little tirek in a cage appeared swung precariously on a small rope. He gave a evil grin and a little smile, and the cage shook like a leaf in a wind.

“Ohh well. Don’t bother trying to think about that other dimension. I’m afraid you will go quite mad, trust me, I know from experience.”

Alex shivered as the cruel smile pierced his good mood.

“Back to reality!”

Alex blinked as the seemingly normal reality began. If he had to describe the feeling, it was like watching a movie, and then somebody presses play. Alex knew it didn’t make sense, but that was the best he could do with his poor mortal nerve endings.

Alex stumbled forward as the step his brain had insisted he was making actually happened. Vera and Twilight gave him a worried look, but he gave them his best reassuring smile. He wasn’t quite sure they’d believe him.

“Still not quite used to these hooves.” But they bought that. To them it would make sense, to them it sounded real. Alex smiled nervously, not even having to fake embarrassment.

Of course, that was one of his skills, he lied. Late project, rush it. Unprepared for a presentation, get them to giggle and you’ll do alright. He wasn’t too great at it, but he could fool most people. By most people he meant everyone with middling intelligence. He was also great at forcing himself to feel indifferent, which really pissed his teachers off, but took away the sting when they were shouting at him in a quiet angry voice. Kept them from slapping his face off for laughing too hard at them.

Alex forced a smile back onto his face, he didn’t want to worry anyone. The Treebrary was gently lit, but Alex couldn’t recall them leaving any lights on.

“Twilight?”

“Yes Al-Ice?” Twilight responded, stopping to see what the human turned-pony turned-cocksock wanted while Vera continued ahead a couple of steps before realizing her company had stopped. Alex blinked in confusion, but “ahh’ed” in realization when he spotted a few mares nearby giving him weird looks.

“Um, I was just wondering if you left the light on when we went to the spa earlier.” Alex/Ice Closet/Cocksock said, pointing out the lit window.

“I didn’t, you two stay behind me, I’ll go in first.” Alex and Vera nodded in agreement.

Twilight reached for the door handle with her magic, preparing herself for what she might find waiting in her home, Alex hiding behind her and Vera leaning against the wall on one side of the door. When Twilight burst the door open, after undoing the latch to avoid unnecessary damage to her house/city property she found that none of them were prepared for what they saw.

The crowd of milling naked ponies in every open space in the library. They were not naked in the sense that they lacked clothes, naked in that they were bearing out EVERYTHING. Tails were turned to the side, ropes crisscrossed flesh, bits of flesh were shaved strategically. It was a sexual Mos Eisely.

“... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOME?!” Alex stared in shock as the crowd roared in celebration and began rutting again, completely ignoring the purple pony’s great wrath. This great raucous activity did stop when a purple glow surrounded the interlopers.

“GET OUT!” With a glow of her horn and a flick of her head the crowd made a rapid magical egress via teleportation into a nearby body of water. Alex determined this by the sound of a gigantic splash in the distance, and the fact that the ponies stopped being in the library all at once. He felt very scientific at that moment.

"Twi... What… what the hell was that?!" Vera muttered in complete shock a and confusion. Alex nodded in agreement to the question. Twi shrugged past them and trotted to the center of the room, where they found what appeared to be a pile of stuff covered by semen. There was something niggling in the back of Alex’s mind, something screaming at him with a big scary voice.

“Where the hell did they get all of this lab equipment?” Alex felt a sinking feeling in his chest.

“Ohh no.” Alex stared in horror at the pile of objects, a few electronics, legos and a whole lot of semen.

"Nooooooo!" Alex charged towards the pile and desperately digged at the pile, scooping the spooge and dumping it to the side.

Twilight teleported the pile of spooge to the same place she had sent the revelers.

Alex anxiously twitched as he pressed the small button on the side of the large white box. The tension in the the room dropped and he rolled to the side in relief as the small box lit up.

"Alex, isn't this the strange electrical box I saw you with earlier?" The white colt nodded as he hugged the box as if it was his foal.

"So what is this thing?" Twilight jumped back as Alex hissed at her. At first she worried that the colt had been possessed, but that worry passed as he gave her a regretful look.

"I did teleport all of the semen, is it still working?" Twilight inquired as gently as possible.

"If you got all of it then it should be fine." Alex muttered as he began hooking up specific wires. Vera gave Twilight an even more confused look.

“You never said he was an electrician!” Vera practically shouted, Alex turned and gave her a confused look, which left all three ponies in the room staring at each other in utter confusion.

Twilight grunted in frustration and started magically sorting out all of the plastic bricks and other nick nacks that lacked wiring, Alex continued to be an ‘electrician’, and Vera continued to be confused yet vaguely interested.

Twilight’s eyes lit up in recognition, while Vera gawked in shock as the large rectangular thin box lit up on the side that said “s-V-msung”

“Ohh! That’s what these are. What’s the thicker white box for?”

“It’s what contains all the important bits, the flat thingy is just a viewing screen to show me what I’m doing.” Twilight nodded along, pretending this all made sense.

“You have computers right?” Twilight nodded along, still in pretend mode. “It’s like that but more advanced… and with games.”

“That’s neat… what else can it do?” Vera inquired gently.

“Porn.” Both Vera and Twilight turned towards the box with a sudden renewed interest.

“It’s a printer too?” Alex sighed in frustration.

“I’ll show you two tomorrow, where are the beds? Today has been a mess of hormones and confusing emotions, right now I just want to sleep.” Twilight nodded in agreement, and actually meant it this time.

“Come on everypony, to the Batcave!” Vera and Alex stared at Twilight in shock. “What, I’m Batmare, Celestia is Supermare, Rainbow Dash is the Flash. We aren’t just the Elements of Harmony and Princesses…”