Rainbow Dash smiled as she approached the door. She had used her ninja skills to escape aloe, and she had snuck past Vera. It would be nice seeing Ice naked again. Seeing her in that maid outfit just made what was under it mysterious, and mysterious was damn sexy.

Our prismatic mare smiled as she reached the spa’s private room, her private sexy little shangri-la. A private sexy little shangri-la that she knew her friends would be mad about her looking in on. Not that she’d let them know about it if she could help it.

With one final step she stood before the door. The mysterious door behind which all of her sexy hopes and dreams lay.

Rainbow Dash put her hoof to the handle. And kept it there for a moment as she thought about the reasoning behind why it was called a ‘hand’le, as far as she knew ponies don’t have anything called hands. ‘Wait… Why do I suddenly care about the naming conventions behind handles? And how in the name of Celestia’s great rainbow beard do I suddenly know what ‘convention’ means?! DAMN YOU TWILIGHT!’ Our prismatic ‘heroine’ yelled in her mind as she came to the realization that her eggheaded friend was, in all probability, behind her sudden jump in intelligence.

With a disdainful scowl, which could only be helped by oiled up filly, Rainbow Dash opened up the door.

Nothing could have prepared her for what she saw.

Twilight smiled as she lay Alex down on the edge of the tub. The colt deserved some rest after that performance. Perhaps after she drained him a bit she would call in Vera, and she could give him the works.

Still, it would be better to ask.

"Alex?" Twilight gave the colt a nudge with her right forehoof, and then she waited.

All she got was an ear twitch. Perhaps he had fallen asleep in exhaustion? "Aaaaalex?" A hoof twitch this time. Twilight listened closely.

He was barely breathing?!

Twilight looked around for whatever might be the cause. No spell, his throat was unrestricted, mouth open fine. What could possibly?

Twilight looked down. Normally her cock was half her body length. Alex was just 2/3 her body length. He was taking her to the hilt.

Buck.

Twilight rapidly backed up with rising urgency. When she simply ended up dragging him backwards, she placed her hooves on his back, and yanked.

The colt gasped for air, and Twilight mentally celebrated not killing him. Until small niggling doubts crept forward in her mind.

But how had he even taken that much?! A pony's digestive tract wasn't designed to take anything thing that long and hard. It was long yes, but it coiled and turned. Oh Faust, his insides must be a mess!

“Alex? Alex!” Twilight gave the colt a insistent shake with her magic, and begged Faust that he would be okay.

“Mmmmm” Twilight cried in relief, glad she hadn’t turned the colt’s insides into mashed potatoes.

Rainbow Dash stumbled down the hall in a shocked stupor. Twilight was a dickgirl... a futa.

So fucking awesome!

She could understand how it would cause a problem for some, Vera for example, but as a Princess Twilight could have caused a bucking stir with that massive fuck stick. Rainbow Dash hated how some ponies treated futas. She was a true Pegasus, raised on freedom and carrying her head in the clouds! Justice, liberty! FUCK YEAH!

Dash shook away her stupor and seriously considered the huge news she had stumbled upon.

Perhaps, unlike the filly she'd told the crowd about earlier today, she should keep this news to herself. Nopony suspected yet, and Twi would not appreciate her sharing this info.

As she snuck her way back to the spa’s main chamber Rainbow kept thinking back to what she saw Twilight doing.

When she eventually made it to the room, she saw that neither of her friends had noticed her absence, and that Lotus hadn’t finished with the list of meaningless chores Rarity had asked her to do. Which she was actually doing for some reason and not say, sitting just outside the door with her ear pressed to it to listen in on what they were talking about. No, Aloe was the one doing that, until an irritated huff from Rainbow sent her packing.

Celestia smiled as she strutted out of the audience hall. Today's court hadn't felt as long and torturous as usual, and that was cause for celebration.

Perhaps she would sample one of her mighty guards? Jogging a mile a day helped to preserve thrusting power, and that something she appreciated greatly. Alternatively, she could perhaps entice a fresh faced maid into her bathing chamber. Nothing wrong with something soft to hold.

Hmm, perhaps a combination if the two? She'd been hearing recent reports of an increase in the futa population, a rather reasonable mutation when one considers how much magical radiation ponies absorb. First they got horns on their head, why not horns between their legs!

Like most magically irradiated appendages, futas probably were a bit more substantial. Stronger unicorns had longer horns, but not always. Unfortunately for Twilight, some unicorns weren't showers. Fortunately for Twilight, her Alicorn growth should fix that any day now!

Hopefully...

Celestia smiled as she passed a particularly virulent looking, but also innocent and new, guard. Perhaps she'd try a futa tomorrow.

"My dear guard, would you please come to my quarters at once? It seems a stray cat has wandered in."

The guard followed her all the way to her quarters.

He wasn't ready for what he saw.

Twilight slowly lifted herself out of the tub. She turned to cast an auto-heating spell, but was pleasantly surprised when she discovered a earth pony heating system already in place.

Twilight frowned as she turned towards the door. She hated to leave Alex unattended, but there was a distressed futa nearby, who's heart she was breaking. As hypocritical as it seemed to her to worry about Vera after railing Alex, she did.

The Earthpony had been an honest companion, who wasn't exactly badly shaped either. She was a smart independent mare, who could see reason. If Twilight showed Vera the contract, explained Alex's situation, then the futa would be forgiving.

… She hoped.

Alex sighed pleasantly as his dreams flittered away. If he remembered correctly, then it was the weekend. He knew for a fact he didn't have work to do this Saturday, and it certainly wasn't Sunday.

Hmm? It seems he had fallen asleep in the bath. No matter, his bedroom was near the bathroom, and towels were always handy.

He tried to stand up. His stomach sloshed awkwardly. He must have eaten too much soup. His mouth tasted salty, so it was probably tortilla soup.

Ohh wait.

Alex groaned in anger as reality came flooding back. He was cute and fuckable and walked on four legs. Discord had tricked him, but Twilight was bucking him anyway. He'd wake up like this once a week for four years, or he'd never see another human again.

To make matters worse, his fate was literally just taking cock up the... His flanks felt different. It wasn't the gaping sensation of air on insides, he'd had enough toy time at home to know that feeling. No, this was the flanks themselves.

Alex opened his eyes and turned. He wasn't prepared for what he saw.

It was about the same mark as last time, but now Twilight's six pointed star was nestled into the futa symbol's circle. Now whenever somepony checked out his mark they'd immediately think something was off, unless...

He could say it was a complicated spell matrix. No pony with any knowledge about that kind of thing would accept it, unless by some cosmic mischance it was a magic sigil, but ponyville was pretty earth-pony centric, and the farmer variety were usually ignorant of such things from what he saw in the show. Not that there was anything wrong with that. They had practical things to do that they loved, but that left little time for theory.

Hmm, so hopefully no one would figure out that Twi was a futa, because then the meaning was a mite bit clearer.

Regardless, his literal pony destiny was getting railed by a futa.

This shit had to be accruing some serious cosmic brownie points.

Alex crept out of the tub as best he could. That wasn't saying much, but he definitely made the attempt. His gaping, sore, and, some would say, still fuckable butthole made the trip difficult but he managed to get over and out.

Next, he gave his surroundings a good look over. Not much to say, just pink and soft blue striped walls and a wooden door. He wondered momentarily why he hadn't looked around more before, but he chocked it up to just being in a funk after having sold his body away. Twilight must have fucked the funk right out of him. The thought alone arroused a uncharacteristic giggle out of the colt.

Turning to the last corner, Alex spotted the maid outfit Twilight dressed him up in.

As much as he hated wearing it the first time, better that than to betray Twilight's secret. But, how would he get it on?

The small colt approached the dress, and gave it a curious nuzzle. Suddenly, with no warning the dress seized upon the colt, wrestling him to the ground! Out of nowhere the socks attacked his hooves, and the bows his mane. Alex fought desperately to escape the satin and silk bindings, but it was no use.

Within moments the colt lay on the ground, exhausted and fully dressed.

"Ohh." Alex rolled back onto his now socked hooves, and gave a experimental stretch. Everything seemed to be on properly.

He still wasn't quite sure why the outfit fit, but it certainly fit him snugly. It was probably a spell. But if they had a spell like this, then why bother with measurements? Rarity always had a measuring tape in the show.

He'd have to ask about it later. He had bigger questions now, like "where the fuck is Twilight?" and the ever excellent "what the hay am I supposed to do now?". Both of them deserved answers.

Answers he wouldn't get standing around here.

Alex confronted the doorknob, in all its inexplicable hoof-hating roundness. Looking down, he considered the flat shape of his hooves, and how he hadn’t been able to turn shower nozzles. On the other hoof, he had operated the bathroom’s round doorknob. What was the difference between the two?

Alex gave the doorknob before him an inquisitive turn with his hoof. Much like the library doors, it turned with his hoof. It didn’t feel like Twilight’s magic. Perhaps making hoof magic compatible doorknobs is a cutie mark? Perhaps there was a little workshop where a little old earthpony rubbed doorknobs a certain way, just so that hoof magic rubbed off onto them.

Alex turned the knob the other way. Perhaps he wasn’t holding the doorknob, it was holding him. Unlikely, it would either be strong enough to turn the knob against the spring or weak enough to let go, but nothing was impossible. Alex gave the doorknob a few more jiggles. Nothing came to him.

He turned the handle all the way, and pulled open the door. Nothing ambushed him but a hall. The walls and floors and the ceiling were all like the room he had just been in. Where was everypony?

Alex heard chatting. If he remembered the trip in correctly, it was the main room. He approached cautiously.

Just as he was about to open the door, it was ripped open, and a mysterious force knocked him inside. Alex felt panic rise as he struggled to keep the skirt over his bits.

"Oh dear, I'm so sorry!" Alex grunted as another force, what he realized to be magic, lifted him back onto his feet. With a relieved sigh Alex pushed the skirt back into place. Seeing Rarity and Aloe, Alex tried his best to reassure them with a smile.

"Miss Ice, are you okay?!" Alex felt the coat on his neck tingle as a voice that was far too intimate invaded his ears rolled over his back. He barely restrained the urge to jump in fright, and turned to confrontface... Fluttershy?

Fluttershy smiled as she stared into the eyes of an angel. They were a stunning sky blue. A small Pegasus instinct in the back of her mind was insisting she fly into them. Of course she didn't. That would hurt Ice Closet, and hurting Ice Closet was the last thing she wanted!

Fluttershy blushed as she thought of what she did want.

Rarity smiled uneasily and gently used her magic to lift Ice Closet up and out of harm. She wasn't sure where Twilight was, but this might be the only oppurtunity she got to find out more about Ice.

"Dear, would you mind clearing a few things up for us?" Rarity smiled hollowly as the filly turned back to her.

She wasn't sure why, but it seemed like the maid knew her. Obviously Twikight had told Ice all about her friends. "It's just that we wanted to know more about how you and Twilight met. It just seems like there is a lot going on we don't know, and as Twilight's friends we're concerned.

"No." Rarity frowned at the rather unclear answer.

"'No' what dear?" Rarity leaned in close to gauge his exact reaction.

"No, I don't think I'd be comfortable telling all of you just yet." Rarity frowned as the maid nervously twitched. Something was definetly going on there.

"Can you at least tell us more about yourself?" The maid shook her head no, twice as nervously as before. Rarity smiled as her theory rapidly gained a second wind. She'd just have to trick Ice into letting something slip. It was for the dear's own good.

Author's Note

Completely unedited. Thinking about a song next chapter.