My Little Pony Genesis

The story on how My Little Pony was created.

Once apon a time in a land far far away in America, there was a horse farmer. One day he decided to paint his favorite horse white, with a rainbow mane. For a strange reason it started to rape all of the other horses the farmer owned and eventually raped the farmer and his family. This horse then ran rampantly through the United States of America and raped every living thing in it's borders. This horse then became "Celestia".

Celestia then asked the Black Jesus for MLG powers and was given them. Celestia then went to each country on Earth and began turning everyone into ponies and raping them at the same time. China and Russia rebelled against this and launched nukes at Celestia but the powers the Black Jesus gave her, were too over powered for Russia and China to quickscope. Celestia then found about Youtube and saw the mighty Snipars' channel and plotted to remove Snipars.

Celestia finally located Snipars, in Danktown 2025, and Celestia attempted to do the same to him that she did to everyone else, but little did she know Snipars is the most MLG 360 noscoper on the xXxinternetxXx and easily avoided her attacks. Snipars called in the power of Snoop Dogg and gained a 420 blaze it joint of weed, and blazed the whole thing giving him a massive edge against the rampant pony. Celestia tried to play the same game and used her magic to conjure a Intervention, but little did she know about quickscoping. Snipars summoned Skrillex to drop the universe on the battlefield and Snipars was easily able to get 420 killstreak on Celestia with only his Ballista.

After being beat at the 1v1 with Snipars, Celestia seeked to destroy Skrillex and Snoop Dogg. Celestia's plan to destroy Skrillex was to send Vinyl Scratch after him, and 1v1 him. Celestia planned to steal all of Snoop's weed.

Skrillex literally destroyed Vinyl Scratch as nobody can drop as hard as Skrill. All he had to do was play kill EVERYBODY and Vinyl was 420 noscoped. Celestia finally found Snoop Dogg, only to realize Snoop Dogg was MLG, and could noscope over 9000 yards and was defeated. Celestia had another plan to remove Snipars but nothing would work as Snipars always got 420 killstreak on Celestia.

Celestia then ignored Snipars as he is far superior at 1v1ing CoD than she could ever and turned her attention to turning all of earth into Eqeustria.

...

After doing this task, Snipars and all the MLGs remained normal and quickscoped all the ponies and took over a part of Equestria and turned it back to Earth. Celestia, however upset, ignored this as she knew Snipars was way more MLG than she could ever be.