My Little Pony Genesis

Celestia grew tired of the presence of Snipars and the rest of FAZECLAN not turned into ponies, so she created a plan to wipe them all out for fear FAZECLAN would retaliate and 360 noscope her. Part 1 of her plan was to lure them into a trap with Mountain Dew, and Doritos, and part to was to train an elite army of ponies than could 890 quickscope. Little did she know, that Snipars could telepathically hear the words "Mountain Dew", "Doritos", "360 Noscope", and "890 Quickscope" and easily discovered the plan. FAZECLAN also knew exactly how to defeat unmlg pony skrublords in a matter of seconds, which also was an issue Celestia never discovered yet.

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In a very dank, Danktown 2025, the site of the last 1v1, FAZECLAN found a motherload of Mountain Dew, Doritos, and Mountain Dewritos.Vegabonds went out to get them, and Snipars knowing of the plan no scoped all the fedora wearing unmlg pony skrublords when they jumped out to try and quickscope Vegabonds. "Th3s3 skrublords use sem1 auto riflez" said Fapplet as he saw them try to quickscope Vegabonds. Snipars unleashed the power of Skrillex on the remaining unmlg skrublord ponies. Each member of FAZECLAN ended up with over 420 killstreak, and claimed the Dew, and Doritos for themselves and smoked some of the dank swamp grass that Shrek granted them for killing Anti-Shreks.

Celestia was rather angry with the defeat. She decided to go rage heavy TF2 style and kill FAZECLAN instead of turning them into horses. The incoming battle will be one of the most destructive one yet.

FAZECLAN stepped into the unmlg Equestria, and pulled their L96a1s, Interventions, DSR 50s, and Ballistas preparing for the 1v1 ahead. Snipars called out to Snoop Dogg, Skrillex, and Shrek to bless FAZECLAN with drops, weed, and onions for the fight. Over the extremely bright coloured Equestrian horizon, FAZECLAN saw rage heavy Celestia running at full speed with Natasha at them. As fast as lightning, Snipars noscoped Natasha from rage heavy Celestia's heavy hands. She then conjured another Intervention, and blocked any damage from the noscope learning more of MLG since the last 1v1. Snipars called for Skrillex to drop the biggest wub he ever dropped before, the wub was so powerful it created an MLG earthquake that ripped through Equestria destroying everything in it's path. This tipped the rage scale over the top for Celestia and she attempted to 9000 quickscope Snipars. Snipars dodged the shot and Fapplet fired one right in time to hit Celestia, in her rage. Celestia managed to block the shot somehow and continued, so Vegabonds called on Snoop Dogg to dank the battlefield as ponies could never handle the dank levels of Snoop Dogg. faintly in the air the song "Smoke Weed Everyday" by Snoop Dogg played and the battlefield began to overflow with dank levels. Snipars grabbed a joint and blazed it 420, in the name of Snoop Dogg, and fired a 1337 noscope that hit Celestia. Celestia then finally realized there was no way she could win this fight, and retreated. FAZECLAN laughed at this skrub attempt to take FaZe out, and called on the powers of Skrillex, Snoop Dogg, and the mighty Shrek to completely destroy all of Equestria with overloads of MLG.

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Equestria was destroyed. Celestia was pissed, and she couldn't do a thing about it. Snipars and FAZECLAN were going to rek her and she had no way of stopping it. She cloaked herself in a shield of Mountain Dew to try and hide from FAZECLAN. Snipars found Celestia in the end, and challenged to a proper MLG 1v1. Snipars with his Intervention readied his first shot, hiding Celestia in the head at 420 yards. Celestia was finally rekt, and lost everything.

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Snipars and FAZECLAN then rebuild the world and cleaned it from ponies into MLG. All worshipped Shrek, listened to Skrillex, and smoked weed everyday on CoD. The world was back to normal, as it was before the rapist horse ruined it all.

The End (Or is it?)