Prologue It's A Start I Guess
It was a warm sunny day, so I plan a nice picnic with my family. I never really like how I had to eat like a horse, but hay at least I can enjoy some sweets, it was twenty percent sweeter since I love my sweets, it would have been more but then I couldn't use that joke. I was nice watching my kids grow, but for being a multi-species like me (and part god-like) I screw their ageing, really badly. Zero is a pegasus, just like his mother and has a sword and shield as a cutie mark. He should be the same age as Eva and Daring Do, they're also legal adults. Eva is a unicorn and could be probably smarter then Twilight Sparkle, which means she usually in her room reading books all the damn time. This also means she sometimes forget to eat, but lucky she wouldn't say no for hanging out with her siblings. She has a cutie mark as a open book with a wand. Daring Dash is a earth pony, she basely like Daring Do, but a earth pony. She has a treasure map as a cutie mark, so she basely like Daring Do, heck she right's her own book series, it isn't better then Daring Do series, but different adventures, can't get more similar then that. Lighting, Thunder, Hunter are hybrids. Lighting is a alicorn, and yes I count that as a hybrid. She's has a pink coat, and a blue mane. Thunder is part dragon, he hasn't taste meat yet, and I pretty sure I would never fed him that. He has a light brown coat, and has a black mane. Hunter is a sea pony, he's has a dark blue coat with a black mane. Luckily he doesn't need to be in water all the time, but I make sure I toss him in a body of water, just to make sure. Those kids are triples as well, and I glad I'm not the one giving birth (I'm sorry Rainbow Dash). We also have on more kid, his name is Spirit. He's probably the same age as Hunter and the other and also he's a changeling and because he's a changeling, we somehow started a hive of our own. I already gave up trying to figure how that work, Eva probably figured it out already, and Twilight, can't fricking stop pestering us about it. Seriously, I had to knot her and set a invisible wall around Twilight, so she would bug us, I could even see her trying to get past the invisible wall.
Once I was done thinking, I realize why am I thinking about who my kid are, it's not like they're new or anything. They've been here since a few years later when I came back... I should stop thinking and enjoy some cupcakes Rainbow Dash made and it's twenty percent cooler because of that. I grab a cupcake and then I get blasted with some kind of energy. I could see the look that my my family is making right now I bet I look ridiculous, but that wasn't the issue. The issue was I was attacked, so I looked at my attacker and it's a Monoeye? What the heck is it doing here, or better who leading them, because they don't have brains, I think but I know they're idiots. I pick up my sword and toss it at the Monoeye. It died and it vanish in thin air. Went to pick up my sword and once I did a portal open up above me. I look at the portal until it started pooping out Monoeyes and Miks, like crazy. I quickly got into the air and started swinging my sword at the enemies like a reckless man. I could hear my daughter say "Be careful we don't know what they are" of course they don't know what these are, they not from here. I said what my enemies names, in my mind of course, but what kind of bookworm skips this story, or wait electricity doesn't exist.
Once all of my enemies were gone, I was shutting off the portal, but then a giant fireball came though it. "Are you seriously" I said to myself. The portal then shuts itself off. "CELESTIAL FIELD ACTIVE!" I shouted, as I cast that spell. I then proceed to dive bomb with my sword pointing down at the giant fireball, but really it turn out to be Twinbellows again. He been revive again, and I got to kill it, Fluttershy better not be near me. I landed the dive bomb and it went down. I thought it was too easy, but I was cocky and put away Slayer. When I put my sword away, Twinbellows got up and shook me off him. I was sent into the air, but I went ahead and called out "Wolf claws" and suddenly claws appear in front of my front hooves. I landed on my hind legs, since my front hooves are clearly occupied. It been so long to walk like a human, maybe I should take it of, but then I remember what you had to go thought, it was just too annoying. I kept shooting it as well getting a little closer and once I'm near Twinbellows, I melee, melee until the cows come home. Twinbellows soon died, and by died, I mean his body faded away, and I also heard a gasp so you know what that means, but before Fluttershy tries too um murders me? A ghostly figure appear before me, and to my surprise, it wasn't Hades or Medusa, it was Ganondorf.
"Wait you sent me Twinbellows?" I asked.
"It's just what to come, I would be taking over Hyrule, but I have to repay some debt, and that debt is having you dead" He said.
"Bring it on. NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE CAN STOP ME!" I shouted as Ganondorf faded away.
So after that attack, and Fluttershy's scolding, Twilight decided that we should go to princess Celestia to find out what to do, you know instead of actually fighting the things that are trying to kill me, but I going to guess that Twilight has wants Celestia to be her special somepony, like that's going to happen in this story.
So instead of taking the train or anything Twilight also decided it be best and quickest way to get to Canterlot, was to take the train, you know instead of something that I like to call a teleporting. She probably did this so she could study Spirit more, I have to remember to ask Celestia for a restraining order on Twilight because I don't want to deal with another changeling hybrid, but I do wonder what would they be called, and the first thing that came to my mind was flutterponies.
"Hey, Frankie can I asked something" a quiet voice pony ask.
"What is it, Fluttershy?" I said without looking at her, since I'm still thinking things.
"If you don't mind, but umm can you tell me how, Spirit became your son?"
"Yeah I'm want to know to" Twilight said.
Knowing that Twilight going to bug me about it until the very end, I should probably say it, too bad not everypony is here. It's just my family, Fluttershy and Twilight. "I was gathering stuff that came from the changelings-"
"What was that stuff?" Twilight asked
"-Stuff"
"You got to tell me what that stuff was."
"That irrelevant to the question in hand, if you choice to swap the question you won't here the other one" I said, like a phone ad.
"Can't you tell me both?" Twilight wined.
"You want me to not said either of them?"
"No, just tell us how, Spirit became your son."
"So back where I left off, I was collecting stuff until I got spotted by some guards. I would kick their flanks if it I didn't have to carry the stuff back home safely, but during my escape, one of the guards, threw their spear at me and I started to bleed-."
"Wait I seen you get blasted, shot with lasers and you even dive in a volcano just to grab something for, Spike. How did a simple spear made you bleed?"
"She has a pointed there, Frankie" Eva added.
"I was wearing a gathering armor."
"What's gathering armor?"
"It's just armor that I gather with."
"That sounds very suspicous-"
"And totally off topic, you know my rules."
"Objection!" Twilight then pointed one of her hoof at me.
"...Why?"
"Oh uh because this so called gathering armor is has a connection to the topic."
"No I mean why the objection, were not in court."
"Oh it just felt so natural like I've done it before I became princess."
"Is that so, maybe I should ask, Scootaloo anything about it."
"Scootaloo?"
"It's nothing, Twilight let's get back with the topic a hand."
"Ok, so anyways, why would does it matter that your wearing especially since you bag can basely carry anything."
"Because I like wearing it, while I gather stuff, is that a problem?"
"Yeah, since armor usually protect ponies, rather than getting them harm more then they need do."
"Please explain."
"Like I said before we got off track, you survive multiple things that would kill dozen of ponies, and yet you leave unharmed, not even broken bone or two. So how can a simple spear pierce you so easily, that armor, clearly has a negative effect, so spill all your secrets about your armor while I write everything down" Twilight said, summoning a scroll and a quill.
I sign since I had to explain stuff to Twilight. She can ask so much questions, it bugs me like when, Rarity kept pestering me about changing my cloths since, I started to live in Equestria. "Gathering armor is just armor that let me gather more."
"How does that work? Don't you get on what you see?"
"Well yes and no. You see the armor somehow generate more of the thing I'm collecting, and don't ask how it works since I don't know how."
"But you should know how, since your the one doing it."
"Twilight, I from a different dimension, and each dimension has to follow certain rules, and those rules are something that breaks anything you call common sense."
"Like what?" Eva ask.
"Some monsters can only be harm, by their own dimension's weapons."
"What doesn't that mean-"
"Any type of monster that enter here are invincible, but lucky they can't travel dimension on their own, they have to be brought here by someone."
"Can I ask if we let, um let's say a hydra, can that be invincible to other dimensions?"
"No, or so far as I know, none in Equestria are ones."
"Oh, that's too bad."
"So anyway's back to the armor, it has it's negative effects like you say, Twilight."
"Yes, I knew it" Twilight said with a cocky grin.
"If you know it then I don't have to explain what those effects are" I challenge Twilight.
"No no you can explain what these effects are" Twilight said, regretting what she said.
"So anyway's these negative effects are pretty easy to guess, increasing your chance on gaining more stuff, lower you defences a lot, like so much."
"Why does it sounds like you got this from dungeons and dragons?" Zero asks.
"Because states are easy to understand and does not need anymore explaining."
"So that's how, Spirit became you son" Twilight said trying to understand.
"Yep, something to do with my DNA mixing with the egg, after like two mouths I had this annoying feeling inside, and once I got sick of this feeling, I went to find the problem, it turns out to be Spirit" after I said that, everypony was just thinking to themselves.
We finally made it to Canterlot and once I got off the train I was attack. They were just minions so I blasted them away. Knowing that we going to be attack again, we rush towards the castle, and not teleporting (We have some of the greatest minds here and they decide it would be best to run to Celestia. Fricking idiots).
We finally made it to the castle and thanks to princess Twilight, we got to see the Celestia without any trouble. "Twilight, what a surprise, you should have sent a letter telling me your arrive, and, Frankie the professor is finish with, Kyle, I go get a guard to pick him up" Celestia said sending a guard to get Kyle. Kyle is my pet, not a mana just a pet. He's a fruit bat and what's he doing here was that a professor needed him study him, for a while off course, have a fruit bat that can talk, can make any research easy.
"Princess, Celestia we have something to say, that happen back in Ponyville" Twilight said.
"And what is that?"
"Frankie here was attack by a two-headed dog that came from a portal."
"Really now, are you okey, Frankie?"
"Yeah it's nothing I can't handle" I said, with a cocky smile.
Celestia look at me with a little disappointment, since she knows that my answer was to kill it. "So any ways, what's this portal about?"
"Actually I thought you might know something, Celestia" Twilight said.
"No, Twilight I don't."
"Well it's a good thing, I'm here" I said with getting confusing looks from everyone. "I know something about why there attacking me."
"Well, what to you propose?" Celestia ask.
"It's simple, revenge and lot's of it."
"But that guy said he would be taking over some place called Hyrule, how is this revenge?" Twilight ask.
"Remember he also said that he had a debt, someone else want's me dead."
"Who could it be?"
"I can tell you it's not one person wanting me dead, it's a group and a really big group."
"And that group is called?"
"Virus"
"Wait are you saying it's a illness?"
"Nope, they're just happen to be called that."
"What do they want with you?" Celestia ask.
"They actually a group that want's to conquer everywhere, but luckily there's a group that fight's back, and I was one of those member before I quit and travel alone and soon later started living here, but anyway's Virus somehow built a grudge against me, since I did the most damage to their group."
"Can I ask, why are they sending creatures that you can get rid of them so easily?"
"Because there not willing to face me, and they pretty much know that so there send in other beings to come at get me."
"Hmmm, ok I going to guess, they would stop only if you get rid of those troops of their?"
"Celestia are you asking him too-" Twilight said but got cut off by Celestia.
"Yes I am, so, Frankie are they to retreat if you get rid of their troops?"
"I probably have to find the leaders then they do their final assault on me, and then there probably going to retreat for a while, and in that time I'll hide Equestria from the dimension map."
"What's the dimension map?" Twilight ask."
"It's basely the map that shows all of the dimension you could go though and hiding a dimension takes a year somewhere else, while here it take's a day"
"Wait how old are you again, since it takes years somewhere else while it take a day?"
"I have no idea... Can I go start killing my enemies now?"
"Yeah, let's start wiping out the bad guys" Hunter said.
"Yeah kids you going to stay here, it's better since I don't have to worry about losing you."
"WHAT!" All of the kids said except for Eva.
"Yeah I agree, you guys might run into trouble" Rainbow Dash said.
"Your not going either, Rainbow."
"Well you don't have a choice, I'm the element of loyalty and I'm not leaving die out there alone."
I saw that coming, but ouch my wife thinks I'm going to die, it could happen since my stupid mind of my's. "Fine, but here-" I handed her a custom made rapier. "-I was going to give you this on our anniversary, but since your coming along, you need at least something to protect yourself."
"Sweet" she said practising swinging the rapier.
"Wait, dad you were going to give a weapon for an anniversary gift?" Eva ask.
"You can only give so many Wonderbolts tickets."
"Yeah I was might want to be a Wonderbolt but seeing it to many times can lose it's touch sometimes" Rainbow Dash answered.
With Eva satisfied with the answer, we said our goodbyes and Rainbow and I head out. We decide to leave Silver behind since he can't fly and I wanted that someone made sure they couldn't follow, but I had a feeling I'm forgetting someone.
Back at the castle.
"What do you mean they just left?" a yellow bat said looking very disappointed.