Author's Note

Hey there everybody, this is Alucard speaking. I came here to tell you that I shall be finishing this fic no matter what anyone says. Also, I'm basing this off of the Fuck Mothering Vampire Alucard, in case you didn't know. And for those of you who say this is a bad fic and it sucks, THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL READING IT! As for those of you who give me constructive criticism or support, thank you and enjoy.

Chapter 2: His Shining Moment

After leaving the Throne Room, I was set upon by, you guessed it, more guards. Each one was more generic than the last, with their same old golden armor and golden spears. However, this time most of them had gotten smart and didn't just rush me at first. In fact, they did try some hit and run attacks where they would charge at me, stab me, then back off. However, apparently they still weren't aware of two things. One, every hit they scored on me instantly healed(seriously I don't know how they didn't notice that). And two, my guns were ranged weapons. There were about, twenty guards in a circle with me at the center. I merely pointed the Jackal in front of me and the Casul, upside down, behind me.Then, I let loose with a hail of bullets while spinning in circles. My .38 millimeter, mercury tipped, explosive, silver, blessed and magically enchanted bullets, easily cut through their flimsy golden armor. Their blood created a mist as heads, arms, and legs came off in a beautiful shower of blood. Soon, all of the golden guards were dead.

Smiling, I began to continue the walk out of the castle, when I heard the sound of wings behind me. I turned around and hovering above me were about five of Luna's Threstral guards(fanfic knowledge sorry if I spelled that wrong).

"Oh hello there! Say did you guys come from some kind of goth pony convention? Cause you sure do look the part," I jeered at them. However, they didn't seem to acknowledge my insults, "Oooooo strong silent types eh? I heard the chicks did that." One of them tried to dive bomb me, but I sidestepped the attack. Then, I ducked avoiding another attack from an incoming threstral, while blocking the incoming sword of the first attacker with my hand. He had tried to catch me off guar by spinning on his heel and coming around for another pass. Apparently he was surprised that I caught his blade, he was further surprised when I threw him at the second attacker, then fired the Casul at his head. The bullet went through his head and hit the second attacker's head as well. Then, sensing danger, I flattened my hand, and swung it in an arc behind me, decapitating the remaining three threstrals.

"Enough, foul beast!" I heard someone shout from the bottom of the stairs. From the sound of the voice, it was a male, and there were only two males who I can think of that would try and fight me after what I've done. I smiled as I turned, and looked upon Shining Armor and Flash Sentry.

Shining spoke again, "I have come hear on behalf of my aunt in law! Flash flew to me and told me all about your deeds evil one! Now, we shall work together and avenge our fallen comrades!" afterwards, him and Flash both drew out swords that shined in the sunlight(my way of saying that sunlight doesn't affect me).The swords seemed to be made of the same moon material that Luna's sword(which I kept by the way) was. Then they both pulled out massive square tower shields that covered their whole bodies. Both of them grinned, then their jaws dropped when they saw my reaction.....clapping.

"Oh my, great speech, and highly unoriginal. That's totally from some kind of story told to you by your parents, am I right?"

Shining seemed flustered," N-no it isn't! I came up with it myself, about a month ago!"

"Whatever, also just because your dicks are small doesn't mean you have to overcompensate by carrying those giant shields."

Flash answered, "Our, um, 'privates' are not miniscule! And besides, it's not the size of the tool, but how you use it!"

Shining bopped him on the head with the handle of his sword," You idiot, now he knows about our, um, 'problems."

I was just about to say something, when I heard the tell tell sound of wings coming from behind me again. I dodged to left, and saw Rainbow Dyke herself launch pass me, and skid on the ground landing in front of Mr. and Mrs. Overcompensation. She got up rather quickly and glared at me, hatred filling her eyes.

"Oh, what's wrong Tomboy, still trying to make sense of the fact that you're a stone cold killer?!" I shouted at her.

She began to shake her head, "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You're just lying to me! The Princesses would never lie to us, and now, as the awesome Element of Loyalty, I'm going to kick your butt!"

Shining and Flash came up to the sides of her, Flash on the left, Shining on the right," Ha ha! Now, with an Element on our side, we shall strike you down creat-"

"Children's. Fairytale. Seriously, it's like you guys read that stuff religiously. Oh wait, with Celestia in charge, that is exactly what you do!" I interrupted.

They were all quiet for a bit before Rainbow snatched Shining's sword, "You know what, Buck It, sword."

"Sword? Gahhh!" Rainbow came at me while I was distracted, running me through with the sword she "borrowed". Flash was coming up behind her hoping to run me through as well( he had dropped the shield, probably hoping to get a speed advantage). But, I grabbed the arm Rainbow wasn't using, waited until Flash was almost upon us, then I twisted her arm around, creating a pony shield.

Flash couldn't stop fast enough.

He impaled Rainbow Dash, right down to the hilt of his sword. Shock, surprise and horror were on both of their faces as they glanced up at each other then down at the sword, as if they couldn't accept what just happened. I then grabbed Luna sword(that was strung across my back) and stabbed straight through Rainbow Dash's heart, and into Flash Sentry's. I pulled myself off of Flash's sword, as he and Rainbow slumped to the floor on their knees. Then, they both fell over, dead in a growing pool of their own blood.

I looked to Shining Armor and before he could even react, I teleported behind him. I put the Jackal up to the back of his head.

"Boom," I fired, making his head explode and sending gray matter and blood everywhere, "Headshot."

Looking around the room, I nodded, "Welp, I think I've caused enough havoc for one day, better head back," then I teleported back to my cave. I sat down in my throne, planning my next move.

It is said that when Twilight Sparkle and her friends discovered the bodies of the guards, Rainbow, Flash, and Shining, their screams were so loud, that the glass treasures in the Dragon Kingdom were broken.

Following these screams, there came a cold, dark laugh, that could only belong to a demon.