So you know all of those stories about humans coming to Equestria dressed as their Cosplay character, with their powers? Yep, I'm another one of those people, however my story may surprise you. Oh and I'm fucking Alucard, yeah.

Ok, here are some things I keep tellin you guys:

1: If you don't like the story then don't read it. Your hate feeds me, but I also need constructive criticism so I can make better stories.
2: This is TFS Abridged Alucard, so if you were expecting original, not gonna happen. Plus, if I were to use original, that would imply he needed a master, and I'll be damned if I ever allowed Alucard to be a servant of one of these fucking ponies.
3: For those of you who don't plan to watch the entirety of Hellsing Ultimate after reading this, then read on , for it does give some insight on what exactly being Schrodinger Alucard entails. For those of you who plan to check out Hellsing Ultimate after this, DO NOT READ WHAT IS NEXT FOR IT IS A MAJOR SPOILER FOR THE END OF THE ANIME! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

You see, Schrodinger in the show, was a cat-boy-thing, that had immortality and could not die. The reason for this was because, he could always observe himself in every universe, world, person's sight, or person's mind. As long as they thought of him(sometimes even if they didn't), or at the very least saw him, he could observe himself from inside their heads. This is evidenced by how he was able to appear in bitch with the scythe's mind when she was fighting Seras. The only reason Schrodinger died was because, when Alucard absorbed him, he could no longer observe himself, since he was inside of the consciousness of Alucard, who at the time had millions of different souls inside his body. So he died, and since Alucard basically becomes whoever he absorbs, he died as well. But then, Alucard came back, by killing every single last one of his lives, until only Schrodinger was left, thus giving him the powers of Schrodinger. To put it simply, even if you were to put him up against whatever this fandom's version of ultimate Gods are, the only way for them to get rid of him, is to destroy the entire multiverse, and then themselves. Otherwise, Alucard would come back using his imagery in their heads.