Daniel O'Doyle went as Dante from the original DMC games to Comic-con where he met a man dressed as the RE 4 merchant that sold him Rebellion, AND Ebony and Ivory models for only 200$! How could he not buy them?! Well he later regretted that when he awoke in Equestria far in the past. Immediately the princesses noticed his demon blood, and hunted him down before turning him to stone.
A thousand years or so later he awakes in the Canterlot gardens. Now where were the rest of his weapons?