Trapped With Ponies

He was brought in against his will, and now he wants O-U-T, OUT!! But the fates had a different plan for him. Be that as it may, he didn't have to like it. And trust me, he didn't. It does bear the question, though...what exactly are their

John Allen Hammer (Don't call him Jack, please...) had a cruddy life.
And then he was brought to Equestria.
That doesn't mean that it is any less cruddy, though...
Now it's just pastel shades of cruddy.
Cruddy with ponies-ponies-ponies everywhere.
This is going to be just fan-freakin'-tastic.

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