(Note: Sung to the tune of The Princess And The Frog's "Dig A Little Deeper")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

Princess's books don't go cheap, you know.

At least, that's the point Pinkie was trying to make in an attempt to trade off Twilight's old books at Rainbow Falls.

Unfortunately, all that accomplished was everypony being scared away and Twilight taking the books back after learning how valuable they were.

Don't matter what you offer
Don't matter 'bout your wares
The fact it's the latest edition
I don't care
(No I don't care)

Don't matter if they're grubby
The point is they're just rare!
They're owned by THE Twilight Sparkle
So let's strike a deal
(Let us go strike a deal)

And you all know that they're worth some
Thousand bits for every book!
You might even get double
If you know just where to look

You got to think a little steeper
Y'know it's only fair
You got to think a little steeper
They're not found anywhere!

When you realize it's a steal
You'll find out what you need
Fortunes on eBray guaranteed
You got to dig (dig)
You got to dig (dig)

Princess Twilight's the bestest pony
You wanna get souvenirs
Reading gonna make you happy now
Should you give this moment a pass? No!
I just ask for something nice
I just ask for something dear
All you need is some items that
Match the prices I got here

You got to think a little steeper
Thousand bits of stuff
You got to think a little steeper
Freshly mint, no trace of fluff!

I take cards, checks and bits
Or just antique valuables that fits
Think a little steeper and they're yours

Official princess merchandise?
Come step right up and feast your eyes
Twilight got these from Celestia
Who got them from Star-Swirl
Who got them from The Ancients
Who won them in a game of Bowls

You got to think a little steeper
For you it's gonna be tough
You got to think a little steeper
Your offer's nowhere near enough

When you realize it's a steal
You'll find out what you need
Fortunes on eBray guaranteed
Form an orderly queue
Start the bidding 'bout now
(Fortunes on eBray)
(Fortunes on eBray)

Fortunes on eBray guaranteed
(Ahhh...)

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Trade Ya!"