203. Fixing Up Her

(Note: Sung to the tune of Frozen's "Fixer Upper")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash has a blackbelt in karate.

As she massaged the hoof that got injured off the sandbag, Applebloom was left wondering how a pony learns karate, let alone masters it.

And so Rainbow Dash moved onto the next idea for a cutie mark...one of several for the day.

Is it the softness in her legs?
Or the hooves as broke as eggs?
Or the brittle, little muscles that ain't there?
And though she just ain't built for punches
It was just based on some hunches...
Well, there's always judo, wrestling, maybe kickboxing to spare!

So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
So she’s feeble and weak.
But with protein and training,
She could well be making
A career in martial arts next week!

So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But I'm sure as sure can be
I can fix this fixer-upper
Up on an activity spree!

Is it the way that she just crashed?
Or that her attitude's too brash?
We've tried juggling and jousting, even mime
Cos I'm sure that I'm being thorough
Gotta get this done tomorrow
Even so, we still have kites, and hang-gliding and crime!

She’s just a bit of a fixer-upper,
Cos SOMETHING is bound to click
This desolation is confirmation
There MUST be elation some time, I think
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But I know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper
List some more stuff up for you!

So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
That’s a minor thing.
Her mark eludes her, and that includes her
The scheme to skate at the Derby ring!
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But odds say sometime soon,
She will find her skill by force of will and
The whole thing's fixed by noon.

We’re not sayin' that it's easy,
‘Cause there will be pain involved.
And yet the tears and sweat and blood
Should get it all resolved.
I picked the most choices
Of the stuff to do today.
And yet nothing seemed to work,
And yet nothing seemed to work,
I won't give up, no way!
I won't give up, I say!

Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
That’s what it’s all about!
AJ! Twilight! Pinkie!
Starting to think-ie
There's not enough we ain't tried out.
This kid’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But when push comes to shove.
The only fixer-upper fixer
That can fix up this fixer-upper is

More! More!
More, more, more!
Stuff (More stuff)
Stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff
Stuff! (I hope...!)

More...
Stuff!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Call of the Cutie"

As requested by Sky Blue CMC.

And that's how Rainbow was indirectly responsible for all property damage in Ponyville.

Please note: I do not intend to make this a daily exercise like last time. Having almost exhausted the most popular ones right off the bat, I feel that I should take this a bit more slowly.

You are however, welcome to suggest more candidates to parody, as usual. Attention makes me happy