(Note: Sung to the tune of Hercules's "A Star is Born")

Sung by Hughbert Jellius

Hughbert Jellius's job of testing the highest quality gellatin may have been a bit more appreciated if everypony else just wasn't so weirded out by him.

It could be perhaps his jam love is too broad.
It could be the way he smears jam on his bod.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
Is his "U Jelly?" face which does naught but appall.

I'm a huge expert on gelatin
A jar is born
Gonna find some jam for rolling in
A jar is born
Honey, smother me in strawb'ry sauce
Some find it weird of course
Girl, jelly tubs
Do toot my horn
A jar is born

When I test the jelly's quality
A jar is born
Be it lemon, lime or raspberry
A jar is born
I shall bathe myself in sticky stuff
It's a job, ain't that enough?
Oh please don't be
Disturbed by me
So don't judge me with your scorn
Just keep your eyes upon your pies

Every night a jar is
Right in sight a jar is
If made right a jar is born

I rub gello in my face and such
A jar is born
I enjoy my job a bit too much
A jar is born
I am happiest when rubbing sauce
Across my tummy of course
The bottom line
This flavor's lime!
My M.O.D is quite well worn
My job's a must
To much disgust
Telling you a jar is born

When I test the jelly's quality
A jar is born
Be it lemon, lime or raspberry
A jar is born
As I scrape my butt across the jam
Forever alone, I am...
Oh please don't be
Disturbed by me
So don't judge me with your scorn
Just keep your eyes upon your pies

Every night a jar is
Right in sight a jar is
If made right a jar is born

Author's Note

Based (VERY LOOSELY) on the episode "Hearts and Hooves Day"