(Note: Sung to the tune of The Lion King's "The Morning Report")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Under Twilight Sparkle's careful tutelage, Rainbow tried to write an essay on the Wonderbolts.

It didn't really go anywhere, sadly.

Something something dates, just gotta memorize it all
Twilight does remember, though just HOW I can't recall
Wonderbolts were founded in...oh I'll make something up
This essay's less exciting than just fiddling with this cup
I think that General Firefly had a mark in flight or fire...?
Imagine how it would have been if she cooked round a frier!

This is the boring report
I know that it's rather short
Writing essays? Abort!
It's way duller than sport
That's the boring report

Apparently I must explain the core philosophy
Of every single member to remain a nominee!
I'm doodling in the book, making Twilight look just giant
Cos it's boring and it's stupid, so I'm not compliant
Memorizing members by their age and name and rank?
I'd rather be shoving a huge cactus up my flank!

This is the boring report
I know that it's rather short
Writing essays? Abort!
It's way duller than sport
That's the boring report.

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Testing, Testing, 1 2 3"