(Note: Sung to the tune of Summer Magic's "The Ugly Bug Ball")

Sung by Rarity

Rarity didn't appreciate the fact that Pinkie had CLEARLY proclaimed "I'll save you!"...and then ran inside, grabbed a flute on the table, and ran away again.

This cemented Pinkie as the worst knight in shining armor ever, until Rarity was brought up to speed.

When the Parasprites came I sat and cried
They were just eating everything up inside
Every dress and every hat
Gorging silk until they're fat
I thought nopony would come to rescue me,
Then who should I spot but hang on! It's Pinkie!
Come to save me now, from the ruinous animal ugly bug brawl

Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl)
From the ugly bug brawl (from the brawl, from the brawl)
And go save the town from ruin, warts and all from the ugly bug brawl

She said "I'll save you!" and ran towards the swarm,
It was playing out dramatic, true to form,
And then I thought, WHAT THE HAY!?
Why are you running away?
Oh she ran past me and stole my only flute!
And I watched her run right out the door, the brute!
Got left all alone
With bugs in my home
And I screamed until it hurt

Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl)
From the ugly bug brawl (from the brawl, from the brawl)
And go save the town from ruin, warts and all from the ugly bug brawl

Found out later that it was part of the plan
She'd bang drums and toot those horns until they scrammed
Well, some context WOULD be nice!
I'm just giving some advice
Next time tell me what is going on 'round here
So that I know there is nothing to fear
But my poor boutique
Lost its charm and chique
Thanks to the ugly bug brawl...

Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl)
From the ugly bug brawl (from the brawl, from the brawl)
And go save the town from ruin, warts and all from the ugly bug brawl!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Swarm of the Century"

The scream sold it for me.