(Note: Sung to the tune of The Princess And The Frog's "Never Knew I Needed")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle

A blue cape with stars, a matching hat with bells on, a fake beard, and Twilight Sparkle felt that it should have been obvious who she was dressing up as for Nightmare Night.

Or at the very least WHAT she was.

"With that beard, I reckon you're some sorta country music singer," Applejack hazarded a guess.

Or not, Twilight thought irritably.

For the way you see my suit
For being the perfect reflection
For the way I made the outfit that I have
With everything that I wanted to have
They all should see that I'm dressed as Starswirl, oh yeah

For the way Spike thought I looked retired
(Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah, yeah)
And for the way no-one among my friends
(Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah yeah)
Didn't see I'm NOT dressed as a weirdo clown!
But at the same time, I'll just walk all over town
And hope nopony makes the same mistake again...

It's the worst thing, they never knew my costume
Not a single pony had an idea
That's the worst thing, they never knew my costume
It should be so clear, I'm dressed as a wizard!

But that's not all, guess what? So sometime after
Applejack made a suggestion that was somehow dafter
I must admit (guess what I was mistaken for?)
A country-music singer!? I fell on the floor
Go read your unicorn history! EVERY chapter!

It's the worst thing, they never knew my costume
Not a single pony had an idea
(I'm CRYING here)
That's the worst thing, they never knew my costume
(I am Starswirl)
It should be so clear, I'm dressed as a wizard!
(It should be so clear)

Who knew that I would be
(Who knew that I would be)
The wrong identity
(The wrong identity)
Undeniably angrier
Cape and beard and hat here, I'm obviously
Starswirl the Bearded!

It's the worst thing, they never knew my costume
(I'm a WIZARD!)
Not a single pony had an idea
(While I was here)
(Said they had no idea)
That's the worst thing, they never knew my costume
(Come on, ponies!)
It should be so clear, I'm dressed as a wizard!
(It should be clear)
(So clear, so clear, I'm dressed as a wizard)

It should be so clear, I'M DRESSED AS A WIZARD!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Luna Eclipsed"