(Note: Sung to the tune of In Search Of The Castaways's "Castaway")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

"We found Arimaspi's skeleton at the bottom of Abysmal Abyss...it was sort of creepy.

Well, I guess a fall, nothing but net, does that to a cyclops. He shuffled off his mortal coil. Did you know? It's a euphemism because I'm not actually meant to say the proper word because this is a show. You know, for kids?

Ooh! I wonder how many ways to say "it" there are? He was pining for the fjords, he ceased to be, he kicked the bucket, he popped his clogs...what are clogs? I don't think ponies wear clogs but I bet it would be so neat if we did..."

Passed away, passed away
Rate it for kids
You use euphemisms
I can, and I did!
Though all your words may not be understood
If kids don't twig,
To me, that's still all good!

Passed away, passed away
Can't say the word
I cannot repeat what
Grown-ups have heard
But yeah, his skeleton obviously shows
That Arimaspi's snuffed it, sure!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone"

JUNE THE THIRTEENTH!? WHY WOULD THIS EVEN