(Note: Sung to the tune of Fun And Fancy Free's "Lazy Countryside")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle

Twilight wondered if this was the side effect of living in a small rural town with nothing much in it, but after meeting a series of colourful characters with Spike, she could only conclude that everypony in Ponyville was either incompletely or genuinely completely insane.

I came to Ponyville
The crazy countryside,
Where some pink nutjob found me
I see these yokels fill
The crazy countryside,
Where Apple ponies hound me
And I got soaked all the way down to my skin
By some rainbow-maned slacker, where's she been...?

And it's just too much for words
As somepony brushes my curls

I had good grounds to flee
The crazy countryside
But first, who's doing the music?
I got sent out to see
The crazy countryside
For hours we stopped cruisin'

She just yakked off the donkey's hind legs
Pinkie's hot sauce made me cry
It's just as I feared
Yeah it's quiet, but weird...!
In the crazy countryside

Think the sticks have drove them all loony
They're all bored out of their minds...
First impression had?
ALL stark raving mad!
In the crazy countryside!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "The Mare In The Moon".

Aaaaand suddenly my muse has all dried up. No seriously, I leave several reserve songs in a pinch but this time I really have nothing. So if I want to get even halfway there I need your suggestions, stat.

Punch in a suggestion in the comments, no matter how obscure it may be