(Note: Sung to the tune of Lady And The Tramp's "What Is A Baby?")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

I've been asked to advertise Sugarcube Corner. Apparently the logic is I am extremely cheap (as in free) owing to my lack of any sort of qualification to sponsor otherworldly businesses. Or any sort of business, frankly.

So yeah. Whatever. Here's a song Pinkie asked me to post. Go visit Sugarcube Corner.

What is a bakery?
A place for pies and cakes
Not talking 'bout the proper nouns,*
It's the pastries we make!

And sometimes alligators
Eat your icing for fun...
Wait, do YOU not have small reptiles?
I thought they ALL had one...

What is a bakery, anyway?
Oh, what is a bakery
Well find out for yourself
Prices start at just two bits
Off the shelf!

Author's Note

*("Me and my employers, if anypony asks what!")

Yes, thank you, Pinkie. We get it.