(Note: Sung to the tune of The Nightmare Before Christmas's "Oogie Boogie's Song")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie

"It's NOT a fear! I just don't trust their excessive amounts of cheese is all! I've gotten over that!"

You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
Pinkie Pie spake I get the shakes
Around such food! All lies!

It's just I'm uneasy
Around tortilla wraps
That's stuffed with cheese in excess
Is that what you mean, perhaps?

When these here quesadillas show
It brings up memories,
I swear I've gotten better though
Just don't mention them, please...

There's just something about them
That gives you cause to bolt
About these cheese-based morsels
From deepest Mexicolt

Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
It's the quesadillas, man

Well I'm just feelin' antsy
And I swear that's all it is!
I'm not scared of their vegetables
Or what wrappings, so I says

The cheese is what I don't like
Oozing from their blanket rolls
I just feel like they're JUDGING me
They'll steal your very soul!

Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Oh, yeah
It's the quesadillas, man

The file doesn't tell no lies
They were total surprises,
But I think that this goes beyond
More than such massive sizes!

You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
You gotta jest, to dare suggest
I have such absurd fears!

It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
Such traumatizing memories
I'm all over that stuff

"What are you trying to say?"
"Well, as long as you're playing therapist..."

Oh, a fillyhood incident
(It was labelled as such),
Left me once frightened of them
I will admit this much.

I froze up at the merest sight
Of cheesy, wrapped up chow,
It took me weeks of therapy
But I'm all better now!

"I still think you unconsciously still fear them, Twilight!"

Oh brother, you're somethin'
You put me in a spin
Part of me still believes
That these cheese-wraps are a sin

It's hopeless, they're evil
But I've put that to rest
Stay away from quesadillas
And I won't get so distressed!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Party Pooped"

As requested by Awesomo3000