(Note: Sung to the tune of Home On The Range's "Magic Carpet Ride")

Sung by Parcel Post

Parcel Post felt that the purple unicorn could have at least politely told him that the party inside was for somepony else...

Oh well. At least the pink pony gave him a cake.

I like to dream yes, yes, right between my rounds you see
I see party stuff to left and to right
They could know, you know, they might
My birthday date, then the door slammed in my face...

Well, your bluntness was way unkind
Why don't you break the news to me gently, girl
To this tragic postal guy
Before it all got to me
I got cake from the pink pony
It was fine to some degree
What the heck, girl?
Wait a sec, girl
Then I got sent on my way

The principle's what matters here,
They may not know it was today
But Sparklebutt just slammed the door
Well, she made it clear to go away
It's rather rude, you could have simply told me, dude...

Well, your bluntness was way unkind
Why don't you break the news to me gently, girl
To this tragic postal guy
Before it all got to me
I got cake from the pink pony
It was fine to some degree
What the heck, girl?
Wait a sec, girl
Then I got sent on my way

Author's Note

Based on the episode "The Last Roundup"