(Note: Sung to the tune of Bambi's "Looking for Romance")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Boulder was in Maud's pocket the whole time.

Rainbow was rather salty about it after spending several hours looking. Camouflage was truly the worst game ever.

She brings us a rock
And we play Camouflage
Like Hide and Seek but large
And it's way more intense
She brings us a rock
Boulder hides and we seek
Could have taken a week
Searching amidst the grit

I'm seeking that stone
Like a pin in a pin factory
How the heck are we supposed to see
Where that stupid rock's lyin'?
I'm seeking that stone
And guess what!? When the game was complete
She showed it was in her pocket pleat
Well that's dung! and YOU'RE dung and I'M dung for even tryin'...

She brings us a rock
We thought it's on the floor...
And all along, Maud held onto that stone
It stayed in her coat and it gets on my goat!
This game was just dumb and I vote that we just go home...
She brings us a rock
Camouflage is Worst Game
It's true

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Maud Pie"