(Note: Sung to the tune of Fun and Fancy Free's "My Favorite Dream")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

She swears that she's not an alcoholic. You try Sweet Apple Acre's Cider and you'd come back for more too!

It's my favorite drink
Of Sweet Apple Acres cider
My mouth opens wider
Filled with favorite drink

Yes, it is my favorite drink
I don't need an intervention
I don't have a problem (I think)
But it's once a year that I gather the dimes
It's a letdown, and it's a crime
Pinkie beats me every time!
And she buys up all my most favorite drink

Look, to love that cider is nothing wrong
I'm NOT addicted, I'm way more strong
Hmm hmm hmm mmm mmm mmm...
Hmm hmm hmm mmm mmm mmm...

Author's Note

Based on the episode "The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000"