(Note: Sung to the tune of Winnie the Pooh's "Everything is Honey")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

"Aren't we unbearably cute?"

Sappy
Sappy, sappy, sappy, sappy,
Sappy, sappy, sappy, sappy,
Sappy, sappy, sappy, sappy,

Sappy, sappy
Sappy, sappy, sappy, sappy,
Sappy, sappy, sappy, sappy,

Sappy
Sappy, sappy, sappy, sappy,
Sappy, sappy, sappy

Everything is awful
Everywhere I see
Everything is sappy
It's too sickly sweet for me

My awesome dream of changeling fights
Was quite alright
Why'd everything start off changing to
A field of pansies singing a tune

This soon

Everything is sappy
I want out of here
I think, I think, I'll end up sick
It's nauseating fear

Oh, what a sight, oh, what a dream
Mixing with softies makes me wanna scream

Hanging with the cutesy
Save me pretty please
Wake me from my dream
So that I can meltdown in peace

Ooey and gooey and way too sweet
It's the end's that got be beat
At this rate I'll get diabetes
From sickly sweet singing daisies

Whoa

'Cause everywhere is sappy
My dream went all sour
Cos my changeling beating
Got swapped for stupid flowers

If everything is sappy
And morning's still way off
If I wake up all snappy
Just pass the coffee pot...

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?"

There were no magic sheep in this episode.

It lied to me.