(Note: Sung to the tune of Cars 2's "You Might Think")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle

Twilight was fairly confident the spell to turn her friends into Breezies would be reasonably pain-free. But as a friend, she felt it was probably best to run down the sensations of transformation at least once.

Oh well uh, you might shrink like crazy
To nought point one foot two,
Or maybe you'll (if you're lucky)
Grow new eyes and a view
But I think that I'm fine
The spell should work this time

You might shrink too quickly
The maths might be askew
(You might shrink like crazy)
You might shrink like crazy
(Hope it works on you)
Hope it works on you

You might feel some sensation
That's ticklish and quite fierce
And shorty after that comes
Some feeling like you're pierced
Don't fret, it's not TOO wild
So put on your bravest smile

You might shrink too quickly
And wind up in a stew
(You might shrink like crazy)
You might shrink like crazy
(Hope it works on you)
Hope it works on you

But this ain't hard. The spell checks out
(The spell checks out)
(It should be quick)
It should be quick
So fast and slick
(So fast and slick)
It may feel unpleasant, but I've got it down
It feels unpleasant

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Oh well uh, you might feel quite delirious
Like a cart ran you down
But it only lasts
For a moment there
Won't be back around
Oh, I think that you're fine
Cos it's Help Those Breezies Time!

You might shrink too quickly
But that's not likely, phew...
(You might shrink like crazy)
You might shrink like crazy
(Hope it works on you)
Hope it works on you, oh
Hope it works on you
(Hope it works on you)
Hope it works on you

Author's Note

Based on the episode "It Ain't Easy Being Breezies"