(Note: Sung to the tune of Camp Rock's "We Rock")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

When you've had 35 games of tic-tac-toe and lose all of them, the validity of the results does become a little questionable.

Even Rainbow Dash found it surprising that Rarity seriously didn't just cotton on the whole time they spent waiting for Fluttershy to catch up while climbing the mountain. Somehow.

Cause you suck
You suck
You suck, girl
You suck
You suck, girl

Playin' tic-tac-toe
Thirty-five in a row

Pinkie kicked your flank
And you know it

You can feel that cross
Seal ANOTHER loss

Those noughts ain't hot
You see Pinkie trolling

All you SHOULD need is a game plan
And figure out Pinkie's pace
Because wow, you're playing wrong

Throw your hooves up in the air and scream
Should have it down pat at game seventeen!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl
Nopony in the world's quite as bad as you
Even I know how to force a draw or two!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl

(You suck, you suck, you suck, girl)
(You suck, you suck, you suck, girl)

There are other ways
To pass the time up here

Cos Fluttershy's
Been gone awhile

Should have said instead
"Wanna play I Spy?"

Clearly board game ain't
Your sense of style

All you SHOULD need is a game plan
And figure out Pinkie's pace
Because wow, you're playing wrong

Throw your hooves up in the air and scream
You couldn't have failed even in your dreams!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl
Nopony in the world's quite as bad as you
You haven't seen the pattern, is that REALLY true!?
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl

Got the pieces on the board
And it's the thing that bugs me most
You couldn't get just one draw down
Or stage a turnaround
(You suck)

'Cause you suck (This sucks!)
You suck, you suck, girl
Thirty five defeats non-stop...

'Cause you suck (This sucks!)
You suck, you suck, girl
You should have quit before you flopped...

Throw your hooves up in the air and scream
You play as though you're still totally green!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl
Nopony in the world's quite as bad as you
It was a total flank-kicking through and through!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl

Throw your hooves up in the air and scream
And I'm not saying this just to be all mean!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl
Nopony in the world's quite as bad as you
And I know somehow Pinkie totally knew!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl

You suck, you suck
(You suck!) You suck, girl
You suck, you suck
This sucks!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Dragonshy"

Seriously, just look up how to never lose at this game and you'll see that it's the most pointless game in the universe.