Stag, ever curious about the ruling family of Equestria, is delighted when he is given an opportunity during a brief hiatus in his diplomatic endevours to babysit the nephew of Celestia and Luna: Prince Reginald Butterscop Pendragon Jr. IV.

However, this may be more than he bargained for...

Will Stag manage to understand the mystery that is Butters? Will his children harass the palace staff to no end? Will four guards ever manage to get anything right?

...eh, maybe.

Many thanks to a talented individual named Puffy who introduced me to Butters and Atjour, as well as to Hakar-Keramor for allowing me to meet Arrowhead, Monolith, Nors, and Bastion
Sex tag for the first chapter.