A Royal Abduction

Three months had passed since Colgate retook her office as solely as her own and has decided the time had come. The time had arrived for her to punish Twilight for her bad teeth and taking steroids. After closing for the day on the final day of March Colgate had a determined look on her face and her employees knew something was running through her mind.

Amethyst asked, "Colgate, what is running through your mind?"

Colgate replied, "Amethyst, Sea Swirl, the time has come. It is time to punish Twilight for her crimes."

Sea Swirl thought it was still a bit too soon. She asked, "Colgate, don't you think it is a bit early?"

Colgate rolled her eyes and replied, "Sea Swirl, temperatures out in the desert are beginning to increase. I don't want us to be hiking through the badlands when it is a hundred degrees outside. That is downright dangerous and I don't want to have to wait until October or November when temperatures are cooler again."

Amethyst asked, "How are we going to do this?"

Colgate laughed, "Oh I have a plan! Just wait and see."

Colgate wrote a letter telling Twilight that she needed to be seen at once. She then ran it to the post office and the very next day Twilight got the letter. She opened it and said to herself, "Hmm....I wonder what is so important that Colgate needs to see me right away?"

Twilight walked over to Colgate's practice where she was greeted warmly by Sea Swirl. Twilight asked, "Sea Swirl, do you know why Colgate was so adamant about me coming in?"

Sea Swirl replied, "Oh it is some sort of........" She was interrupted by Amethyst who had come out to take her back. She said, "Princess Twilight, it is so good to see you. Come on back!"

Twilight replied, "Amethyst, do you know why Colgate needs to see me?" Twilight noticed that there were no other patients and wanted to find out. She continued, "Why is your office so empty today? Don't you guys have other patients?"

Amethyst replied, "Don't worry about that your Majesty. We wanted to give you our full and undivided attention."

Twilight was greeted by Colgate in the back. She said, "Princess Twilight, I have some really good news for you!"

Twilight was unsure as to what this would be. Deep down she was very suspicious but decided to go along with what the dentist had to say. Twilight asked, "Oh, and what is that?" She hadn't seen Whooves or Twinkleshine around for quite some time and wondered why. She continued, "What happened to the doctor and Twinkleshine? Did they move or did you do something to them?"

Colgate laughed, "Now what would I do to them? You know they are friends of mine and it did hurt when they moved to Vanhoover to work in a large practice. I guess money will do that to ponies, cause them to say 'screw the patients you've had for ages.'"

Twilight had a glare on her face and asked, "Tell me why you had me come over here Colgate. I did not waste my time to come over here for a friendly chit chat."

Colgate pulled some papers that she had altered out of a filing cabinet. She was holding some papers in front of the princess and asked, "Do you remember that test that the doctor ran on you last December?"

Twilight snapped, "Oh yes, the drug test. Of course I remember it. What do you think I am, stupid?"

Colgate levitated the papers to the displeased patient. Twilight was reading through them and asked, "Wait a minute? The doctor put the wrong results in my chart?" She got a huge smile on her face and said, "Finally, now everypony will know that I wasn't using oxabolone!"

Colgate said, "Yep, do you want this to be made public or do you wish for this to remain private?"

Twilight excitedly replied, "I want it to be made public. I want my name to be cleared. I'm sick and tired of being called the Princess of Steroids."

While Twilight was continuing to happily read through the results of her test, she hadn't realized that Amethyst was standing behind her holding a syringe filled with the most powerful sedative on the market. Twilight was ready to say something when Amethyst rammed it into her neck, "OUCH! WHAT THE?....."

Amethyst injected the sedative in her. Within five seconds Twilight was out cold. Colgate knew that they could afford to wait until dark to take the train to Dodge Junction. Amethyst was unsure about this though. She asked, "Colgate, I know the bag you plan on putting her in looks legit, but what if they want to search it? What if she starts to wake up?"

Colgate replied, "Look, the midnight train is almost always empty so they don't do bag searches on that train and besides, we have more than enough sedative to keep Twily asleep until we need her awake." She looked back towards her office before they left and ordered, "Amethyst, go get my drill, a syringe with a thin needle and that thing with the hook on it you use to dislodge food from between teeth. I'm going to make this extra fun."

The three unicorns waited until 2330 before heading to the train station. They had to give Twilight another dose of sedative to keep her quiet. At midnight they boarded the train with no problems and began their journey to Dodge Junction. Colgate chose Dodge Junction over Appaloosa because the hike to the bunker would be much easier. The train arrived at Dodge Junction around 0200 which pleased Colgate greatly because despite riding in an empty car, she did not want to risk opening the bag to give Twilight another injection.

When they got off the train they immediately rushed towards the badlands. Colgate was bound and determined to make sure nopony saw her taking what appeared to be a body bag into the hills. Once they were five miles into the hills Colgate heard Twilight coming to. She shouted, "Shit ladies, we need to get her sedated again."

When Colgate unzipped her bag a very groggy Twilight looked up at her and said, "Ugh, where am I? Why am I not in my bed?"

Amethyst quickly gave her another powerful dose of sedatives and within a few seconds she was back in a peaceful sleep. Colgate said, "Alright, let's hurry up and get to the bunker. I don't want to use all of my sedatives on her."

Sea Swirl asked, "Colgate, shouldn't we have a horn cap to put on her? With her being an Alicorn she could easily teleport out of here."

Colgate replied, "Don't worry. I have one and if she starts to show too much resistance, I'll simply rip her horn out of her head, nerves and all."

After two hours of hiking they reached the entrance to the bunker. Like she did before Colgate placed her horn in the hole, shot some energy into it and recited,

"The bunker is locked, from thy enemies it is blocked,
Crimes of the enemy must be paid for, to do this thou must unlock the door,
In we take the enemy, of which there are many
Inside we kill the bright ones, and the days of light shall be done."

The door slid open and the three headed into the bunker. She then fired a bolt of energy lighting every torch for the three. Sea Swirl asked, "So Colgate, are you going to take her to one of the same rooms we killed the others in or are we going somewhere else?"

Colgate replied, "Oh we're taking her somewhere else. This will be no short jaunt, we are taking her to the absolute center of this place. It is the place where the dark warlords of the ancient past tortured and killed the princes of light."

Amethyst asked, "What? Dark warlords, princes of light? What are you talking about?"

Colgate replied, "I've done my research, I know what I'm doing."

Finally after an hour they reached the end of the maze. They saw before them a large, ominous looking black door. Sea Swirl asked, "Is this the entrance to the innermost room?"

Colgate placed her horn in the keyhole and shot some energy into it. Slowly the door slid open and before them was a room that was illuminated by a luminous green light. Colgate smiled and said, "Alright ladies, we're here."

They took the princess in with them and saw numerous torture devices. Colgate was giddy with excitement seeing how many different methods she could use. She also saw some enchanted chains laying over in a corner. She said, "Jackpot!"

Amethyst asked, "What do you see Colgate?"

Colgate pointed her hoof over to the corner and said, "You see those chains? Those are enchanted chains which will prevent our patient from teleporting out of here. Perhaps ripping her horn straight out of her head won't be necessary after all." Colgate saw a strange contraption that resembled a dentist's chair with numerous metallic instruments attached to it and continued, "Alright, get her chained to that device in the center of the room. Let's cleanse the royals of a steroid popping embarrassment."

While Amethyst and Sea Swirl were chaining Twilight to the device Colgate dug a horn cap out of her saddle bag and placed it on Twilight's horn. Sea Swirl asked, "Colgate, I thought you said that these chains would prevent her from teleporting out of here."

Colgate replied, "Look, I don't want her using any magic. That would not be in our best interests."

After getting her secured in the device Colgate and her co-workers took a look at their captive and began to laugh. Colgate laughed, "By the end of the day, the princess of steroids will be no more and Ponyville can return to how it was before she ever set foot in our town."