Colgate's Practice 2: A Royal Problem

Two hours passed and Twilight was finally coming to. She woke up to discover that she was bound in chains and that her legs were held in place by hoof cuffs. She looked around the room to see that it is illuminated by a magical green light. While she knew not where she was she knew that the green light symbolized dark magic. She shouted, "Hello, is anypony here?"

She saw a cloaked figure walk into the center of the room, with bluish white orbs shining from under the hood. The figure replied, "Yes, somepony is here, in fact there is more than one."

Colgate motioned for Amethyst and Sea Swirl, who were also wearing cloaks, to come out into the dim light for Twilight. Twilight knew that the voice of the one who spoke to her sounded familiar, but she just couldn't put her hoof on it. She asked, "Who are you three and what do you want with me?"

Colgate decided to try and confuse the princess by speaking in an older form of English. The middle figure snapped, "Thou should know why thou are here. Thou hast committed crimes against thy body and we are the ones to avenge it."

Twilight was dumbfounded. She asked, "What do you mean I have committed crimes against my body?" She grunted and continued, "I want to know who you three are. Let me go or you will be sorry."

Colgate walked over to Twilight and smacked her. She shouted, "Are thou really that stupid? Does thou not remember of all the crap thou hast been putting into thy body?" She had a sinister laugh as she continued, "Thy body knows thou will not care for it so it has summoned some caring ponies to make thou pay for hurting it."

All her life Twilight had been able to figure most anything out, but she had no clue what was going on here. She was first thinking she was hallucinating and then she really began to wonder if her body was indeed punishing her for what she had been eating lately. She said, "Ok, ha ha body! I know you're mad but if I promise to take care of you, will you return me to my bed?"

Amethyst wanted to get in on the fun. She smacked Twilight and laughed, "Oh no Twilight. You are the princess of steroids and you must be punished. This is far worse than fried daffodils my dear."

When Amethyst smacked Twilight she made the mistake of exposing her hoof a bit. Twilight saw this and realized that this was not just her mind playing a cruel joke on her as she has seen that hoof before, just yesterday to be exact. Twilight shouted, "Amethyst, is that you? If it is you're going to pay when I break free."

Amethyst removed the cloak and sneered, "So the steroid queen knows who I am. Wow, I guess the Oxabolone hasn't fried your brains yet."

Twilight looked out at the two remaining cloaked figures and shouted, "You, on the right, who are you? Show yourself!"

The right figure replied, "With pleasure!" She removed her cloak and Twilight was shocked when she saw it was Sea Swirl. She began to cry, "Amethyst, Sea Swirl, what did I ever do to you?"

Sea Swirl replied, "Oh nothing in particular. Like the figure in the middle said, it is more of what you have done to yourself."

Twilight looked at the remaining cloaked figure and could not wrap her hoof around who it was. At first she was thinking it was Colgate but then realized that she does not speak like that. Of course she was so nervous that she couldn't really think straight at the time anyway.

Twilight yelled, "I don't know who you are but just you wait, Luna will kill you for doing this to me!"

The figure smacked her with full force and laughed, "That's exactly what Celestia said before I killed and ate her."

Twilight remembered that the story was that it was White Tooth who killed Celestia yet she knew that this was not White Tooth, as the figure had a female voice. She then realized that those bluish white eyes could only belong to one pony, Colgate. Twilight shouted, "Colgate, is that you?"

Colgate ripped her cloak off and said, "It took you long enough to figure it out. I would have thought the likes of you would have figured it out simply by seeing my eyes."

Twilight screamed, "You killed Celestia? Why would you kill Celestia?"

Colgate laughed, "Celestia had it coming. She failed to take care of her teeth so she had to pay the price." Colgate licked her chops and continued, "But I tell you Twily, after I ran her through the meat grinder and feasted on the remains, I realized that Alicorn meat was the best thing out there."

Twilight saw Colgate eyeing her with a look of hunger in her eyes. She shouted, "Oh no, you will not kill and eat me too! Like I said, Luna will pick up on this negative energy, come and rescue me and kill all three of you!"

Colgate yawned, "Come on ladies, I'm sick of hearing this one yap. Let's get this started." She looked at Twilight and said, "Let's play a game shall we? It is called survivor. I will ask you questions and for every wrong answer you give you will experience some pain. For each correct answer you will be one step closer to being released. If you answer ten questions correctly, you will be released, no questions asked."

Twilight glared at Colgate and replied, "Ok. I'll be free in no time at all then you'll answer for your crimes!"

Colgate motioned at her friends to head over to switches on the wall. Colgate asked, "So Twilight, where are we?"

Twilight looked around and sneered, "In a square room with green lighting."

Colgate laughed and replied, "You know Twily, your answer was incredibly vague and I don't like your attitude." Colgate smacked her again. She also grabbed a hammer and nails and began to nail her legs to the arms and legs of the chair. Twilight was screaming so loud it was almost deafening. After she finished she smacked Twilight again and shouted, "Would you SHUT UP already? I can hardly hear myself think!"

Colgate continued, "Where were we? Oh yes, the survivor game. Ok oxabolone girl, do you know what used to happen down here when this place was actively used."

Twilight sneered, "Well it was used for what you are doing to me, torturing other ponies you bucking moron!"

Colgate smacked Twilight. She replied, "It was used for that but I don't like your attitude, so that counts as a wrong answer."

Colgate pulled out her drill and began to drill through one of Twilight's cavities. She was screaming in agony once the drill plowed through the tooth and went up into her gums. Colgate pulled the drill out once she saw blood starting to squirt everywhere. She bent down, put her tongue in Twilight's mouth and began to drink the blood. Once she pulled away she licked her chops and laughed, "Wow Twily, your blood is even sweeter than Tia's." She gave Twilight a deep passionate kiss. Once she broke it she continued, "It must be because you are so young!"

Twilight shouted, "Ewww, you're gross! I'm not into mares Colgate."

Colgate smacked Twilight and laughed, "Well I guess I know of another way to punish you!" She backed away from Twilight and continued, "Ok, next question. Do you know who used these torture chambers and who was punished in them?"

Twilight nervously replied, "Uh, Sombra brought dissidents down here and tortured them!"

Colgate smiled warmly and replied, "That is the...." Her smile turned into a scowl as she shouted, "WRONG ANSWER!"

Colgate took a syringe with a thin needle and began to ram it into the hole she had drilled earlier. Twilight was screaming in agony and trying to struggle but with her legs nailed down that was impossible for her. After a minute Colgate stopped and said, "Alright, next question. How many of these chambers existed in pre-Celestial Equestria?"

While Twilight had done a ton of studying in her life she knew basically nothing about pre-Celestial Equestria. She laid there with a nervous look on her face for a minute before Colgate smacked her and shouted, "Answer the question or your punishment will be WORSE!"

Twilight replied, "Uh, six?"

Colgate shouted, "Wrong again! That oxabolone must have really fried your brain!"

Colgate motioned for Amethyst to come over to have some fun. Amethyst took the tool to dig food out from between teeth and rammed the hook into Twilight's gums. Again she was screaming in agony and trying to struggle. Amethyst smacked her and yelled, "Look Twily, you asked for this so quit trying to struggle."

Colgate turned a crank that began to pull Twilight's legs out away from her body, stretching them to the point where it was extremely uncomfortable. She stopped right before her legs would be ripped out of their sockets. Twilight had a grimace of extreme pain and knew that more painful things were to come.

Colgate said, "Well Twilight, next question. do you know where this bunker is located?"

Twilight screamed, "How the hell would I know? You drugged me before you brought me out here!"

Amethyst slugged Twilight. She jumped on top of Twilight and began to kiss her passionately as she knew Twilight hated it. She broke the kiss, smacked Twilight and said, "Now Twilight Sparkle, didn't your mama ever teach you that when a mare gives you tongue you're supposed to give it back?"

Twilight growled, "Look, just because you three are into mares doesn't mean I am!"

Amethyst interrupted, "Come on Twilight Sparkle, I've never seen you go chasing after any of the stallions in Ponyville. Besides, despite you being a pompous bitch most of the time, ever since the first day I saw you I've wanted to get in your coat."

Sea Swirl walked up to Twilight and added, "Me too!"

Twilight asked, "Is that why you two seem to follow me all the time and stare at my rump?"

Colgate interrupted, "Come on ladies, let's get back to business. Besides, Twily and I were having fun!"

Colgate grunted and asked, "Ok little miss know it all, do you know how I knew of this place's existence and how I got us all back here without activating any of the traps used to kill or imprison intruders?"

Twilight snapped, "Let me guess, you ran away as a filly, found this place and explored it."

Colgate laughed, "Oh Twily, you're so adorable giving wrong answers!"

Colgate walked over to the front edge of the chair they had Twilight chained into. She braced herself against the front of it, bit down on the base of Twilight's horn and began to pull on it with her teeth. Twilight was screaming in agony as this was hurting her. After five minutes Colgate ripped the horn out, nerves and all like she did with Celestia. The burst of magical energy was so great that it even caused the floor to shake a bit. Colgate walked over in front of Twilight with her horn and laughed, "Well I guess these enchanted chains won't be necessary anymore!"

While Colgate was removing the chains Sea Swirl asked, "Colgate, why did you do that? I wanted to suck on it. I wanted to give Twilight the same pleasure we give each other."

Twilight sneered, "I knew you three did things like that. I always wondered why none of you ever went after stallions, now I know why." She looked at Colgate and asked, "Let me guess Colgate, you're the dominant one while these two are your subs?"

Colgate smacked Twilight with her horn and growled, "Look Twily, what the three of us do together is none of your business. Now it is back to business! Ok, you got it wrong about how I discovered the existence of this place, but WHEN did I discover it existed?"

Twilight gulped, "Uh, two days ago?"

Colgate laughed, "Wrong again!" She walked over to Twilight, took her horn and carved the word "oxabolone" into her abdomen.

Twilight screamed, "You monster! It is bad enough you do this to me but to label me, it is horribly embarrassing."

Colgate replied, "I thought you would want to be labeled. I labeled Tia with her horn, although the word tyrant is much less humiliating than the name of the drug you used to cheat in those races."

Sea Swirl pushed Colgate out of the way and jumped on top of Twilight. She shouted, "Look you two, I want my time with her too!" She began to kiss her passionately and surprisingly, there was something about Sea Swirl that Twilight liked.

When Sea Swirl broke the kiss Twilight looked up at her and said, "Wow Sea Swirl, you're a great kisser, much better than Amethyst and tons better than Colgate. Can we kiss some more?"

Sea Swirl replied, "Of course!"

Sea Swirl began to kiss Twilight again when Colgate ripped her off of her and threw her to the ground. Colgate pounced on her receptionist and began ramming Twilight's horn into her chest. She shouted, "You traitor. You bucking little traitor!" Once she was soaked in her former receptionist's blood she kicked her lifeless body but got no response. She got up and said, "Well Amethyst, now we can get back to business."

Twilight cried, "I see one of you who might have a heart in her and you have to kill her? How could you kill her?"

Colgate smacked Twilight and replied, "Because she was getting a soft spot for you and I know you wanted her. Tell you what, we'll wrap your corpses together after we're through with you."

Amethyst added, "Twilight, I thought you weren't into mares?"

Twilight replied, "Look, just during that one kiss I felt a deep bond develop between us. Finally I found a pony I love and you take her from me."

Colgate smacked her and laughed, "I could see it Twilight, which is why she had to die. I knew that would tear your heart in two."

Amethyst said, "Well Colgate, shall we take a little break. Give the princess of steroids some time to get herself together before you ask her more questions?"

Colgate laughed, "Yeah sure. Besides, if we're hungry we can always feast on Sea Swirl's corpse. I've had unicorn meat before and it is quite tasty."