Once apon a time there was a pimp named Rali, he was The King of Lads, and one night of bitch slapping has lead him to Equestria, where he's decided to take over the land, and make all the ponies his hoes.

I cri evry teim.

--

This is a troll fic through and through, it was written by me and my friends when we were bored as hell, it contains lots of in jokes, stupid everything, and dumbness, if I were you I'd avoid this story at all costs, in fact, close the page now.

Do it, it'll be better for everyone.

Seriously, go!