"Being evil was just so boring!" exclaimed Discord to Fluttershy.

"So, do you like being the newly reformed Discord?" asked Fluttershy, handing him a cup of tea.

"Mmm, yes, I guess it is quite pleasing." Discord daintily drank from the china cup, and then his face appeared on the cup as he drank.

"But it's not as fun, Fluttershy."

Fluttershy nodded, drinking from her own cup, passing him the sugar. Discord grabbed the whole jar of sugar and dumped it into his tiny cup. It somehow fit, and Discord sipped the sweet tea, looking right into Fluttershy's eyes.

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After visiting Fluttershy, Discord decided to make the most of his visit by taking a stroll around Ponyville. His eyes looked around the petite town, changing the color of the roads or the pattern of a pony's mane every once in a while for entertainment.

Passing Twilight's library, Discord became extremely bored. He turned the library upside-down, and then back to it's normal state. Out came a frustrated Twilight, screaming,

"How dare you, Discord! This is child's play!" and she slammed the door shut.

"Child's play, eh?" said Discord, looking around Ponyville for foals to play with. But even as he neared the outskirts of the town, he did not see any colts or fillies at all. He wondered where they all were, if there had been some sort of celebration or holiday, and everypony was out of Ponyville for the day. But as he neared the edge of Ponyville, the place where grand mansions lay, Discord understood why he had not seen any activity going on on the streets. There was a party. Giant balloons lined the outside of the house, and banners and posters of a pink filly with big blue eyes and what looked like a crown on her head were stuck around the outer walls. Discord heard loud music and screaming, chanting, and suddenly, a loud silence. This was the perfect time to make a grand entrance, to make the kids shout in fear of this creature before them. Discord silently teleported into the house, and quietly hid under a table that was very low to the ground.

"Oops," he heard somepony say, followed by a long whispering sound. This was exactly the right moment...

"SURPRISE!" exclaimed Discord, making streamers fall out of nowhere, and balloons rain on the confused foals, their faces on Discord.

"Discord?" said Apple Bloom.

"Oh, Apple Bloom, is it? Delighted to be here! But I say, what was all that whispering and chanting about?"

The room was completely quiet, until Silver Spoon stood up, gulping, and answered,

"If you really wanna know, we were just playing a simple game of truth or dare. Snips and Diamond Tiara just went. Where is Diamond?"

Discord smiled slyly, and shouted loud enough for everypony to hear,

"I would like to play!"

Silver Spoon gulped again. Apple Bloom nervously looked at Sweetie Belle, still curled in a ball, and at Scootaloo who had a nervous look on her face. Snips and Snails's mouths were wide opened, and Discord's was in a broad smile.

"S-sure," said Silver Spoon, followed by a nod from Green Daze and Bee Bop.

Discord stood up on the table and said,

"I volunteer to go next!"

Scootaloo jumped. This was just perfect! She wouldn't have to go next! But she saw that everypony was still disagreeing with Discord's idea. Scootaloo said,

"Of course! This would be perfect!"

At that exact moment, Diamond Tiara emerged from the bathroom, an extra coat of make-up applied to her face. She winked at Rumble, but her mouth dropped open to see Discord standing on the middle of the table, his eyes begging and his hands shaking nervously. Diamond Tiara screamed, and Discord popped some corks into his ears. As soon as she stopped, the corks popped and disappeared.

"I've been told this is your birthday party," said Discord, making a blue party hat replace Diamond's sparkling tiara. She shook it off, and the tiara reappeared. Discord's face appeared on the party hat.

"So, I would really like to join this little game of yours. It seems so... intense," said Discord, turning back to his normal self.

"Uh, no!" Diamond Tiara said sassily. "I get to pick who goes next anyways, and I pick Scootaloo!"

Scootaloo hung her head in defeat. Discord stood in front of the orange filly and said protectively,

"I already said I volunteer. This proves..." Discord tried to come up with a lie that would convince Diamond Tiara that he should go next, and would let him join this fun game of hers. "This proves I like Scootaloo."

"WAIT, WHAT!?" roared Diamond Tiara, followed by Apple Bloom's agape mouth, and Sweetie Belle's first sign of life, a little, muffled gasp.

"Hold on buddy-" said Featherweight, zipping up from his seat.

"Fine!" cried Diamond Tiara, getting a whisper of wonder from everypony in the room. Her real plan was not only to let Discord play, but to let either Discord or Scootaloo to walk out. Then, they would have to kiss each other, do the chicken dance, and splat chocolate cake all over their faces. It was the perfect plan, and it would work.

"Discord?"

"Why, yes?"

"Truth or dare?"

The draconequus, believing he could do quite anything in this world, obviously chose dare.

Diamond Tiara pondered over options about what to ask this mighty and magical creature before her. She had to make him back out. She had to make him do something that would make him kiss Scootaloo. But to ask them to kiss, the crowd would eventually force them to, and there would be no backing out. But as Diamond Tiara thought, she realized something; there was a magical being before her that could probably make almost anything happen. She could use it for her own gain, or she could make him back out and torture Scootaloo with the worst kiss of her entire life. A lot was on the line if she chose either option. She loved torturing ponies, making the second option awesome, but she loved herself more than anypony in Equestria. So which option would actually serve her better? It didn't take long before the filly decided.

"Discord, spirit of disharmony-"

"Make that former spirit of disharmony. I'm reformed."

"Whatever. I dare you to make me the most attractive, sexy, hot, and impressive filly in all of Ponyville. And do it my way, not your way which is probably turning me into a draconequus."

Discord nodded, and rubbed his hands together, creating a green spark of light in his hands. Gasps came from the crowd, and they all started shrieking like crazy when Discord shot the green orb of shining light at Diamond Tiara. Diamond Tiara closed her eyes with pride, and was zapped with such intensity that she jumped up high into the air. She came back down, floating with a purple glow surrounding her entire body, making everypony close their eyes from the brightness. But as soon as it stopped, everypony opened their eyes to see Diamond. Even Sweetie Belle opened her eyes a bit.

"Diamond!" whispered Rumble.

Discord had kept his word. Diamond Tiara was changed into a attractive, sexy, hot, and impressive filly. If anything, her whole body was covered in make-up. Her mane was shining with radiance. She was wearing, instead of a yellow, silky party dress, a black, strapless dress which showed all of her back and stopped right under her rump. It was so tight, you could even see Diamond Tiara struggle to move. But she liked it. All the colts walked over to her, asking her to kiss then, to be their filly-friend, and even to take off that skinny dress to reveal her body. Diamond Tiara refused all offers, but kissed each colt by the nose. But of course, one colt did not stand up to admire her new self. Button Mash. He was playing his silly little video games, every once in a while glancing to see Sweetie Belle, coming out from her ball. But Diamond also saw him edge a little closer to Sweetie Belle.

"Diamond Tiara?" asked Rumble, looking into her blue eyes with his purple ones.

"Yes, Rumble?"

"Would you like to be my filly-friend?"

Diamond Tiara's eyes lit up.

"Of course Rumble."

And they kissed. Rumble's lips touched Diamond's, making forceful kissing sounds. The whole crowd chanted,

"Diamond's got a coltfriend!"

And Rumble then backed out, his face blushing like crazy. Diamond Tiara blushed and winked at Rumble. Diamond then saw Button edge even closer to Sweetie Belle. She decided just not to pay attention, and asked Discord,

"Who goes next?"

"Well, I would really enjoy this if-"

Discord made a muffled sound, which didn't sound like even a name.

"- goes next," he finished.

"Who?" repeated Diamond Tiara, impatient.

"I said-"

Author's Note

Okay I know this might have seemed boring, but it was my only thought on how to get Discord to play. If you would like, vote for the next pony to play! Anypony will do, and please state if their pick truth or dare. The only rule is that it must either be a filly or colt that you like and I have forgotten to mention, or one I already have. It does not need to be a main character. Anypony like Caramel Coffee will even do. Thanks, I hope you like my story!!!

Blue_Valentine

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