Evrypn, Spk iz Ded

"What the actual-"

"SILENCE MORTAL!  WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME?"

"Wha-....  Huh?"

"WERE YOU NOT THE ONE THAT ORDERED THESE HEDONISTS DEATH BY SUICIDE?"

"No...."

HMM, STRANGE.  AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEIR LEADER IS?"

"Well, I assume he was the one with the most ladies... so probably dead."

"DISAPPOINTING.  WELL, I GUESS WE ALL GET A LITTLE STUPID SMOKING WEED."

"Yeah...."

"HMPH.  VERY WELL....  I THINK I SHALL GRANT YOU A WISH, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE CYAN.  I LIKE CYAN."

"Oh, uh... gee thanks....  Um...."

"SPIT IT OUT MORTAL...."

"Okay, see what I've got in my head?"

"INDEED."

"Good.  Do that."

Okay, I think I see what happened... wow.  I created Equestria....  Neat.

*  *  *

TO BE A CONTINUEASAS...........

....Right Now!

"SO AWESOME!"  Rainbow couldn't help but squeal.

"INDEED MORTAL.  OH, AND I THINK THIS TEXT MESSAGE IS FOR YOU."

The cat handed her a cell phone.

"Oh uh, thanks."

The cat nodded, and looked at his front paws.

Rainbow looked at the screen, and on it read, "evrypn, spk iz ded".

She gasped, mouth hanging open in shock.

The cat gave no heed.

She looked around, and then back at the screen, and in her state of shock, searched the phone to find who sent it, as she was quite curious.

She nearly had a heart attack when she saw it, for the person who sent it, was-

BUZZZZZZZZ

"FUCKING SHIT!"

"Peepaw!  Don't cuss in fronta tho children!"

"AH, CAN IT WOMAN!  DAT DAMN TV'S BROKE AGAIN!"

"Well maybe it's the cable company!"

"OH HELL NAH, WOMAN!  I AIN'T GIVIN' NO 'TREE FIDITY' TO THOSE RACISTS!"

"But we haf to be responsible-"

"OH FUCK DAT!"

"Den try whackin' da TV with yo' stick!"

"Eh?  Okay, ALRIGHT!"

[Mr. Brown proceeds to whack his tele, and after a few moments, it springs back to life]

"OH HELL YAH BABAH!"

"Tsk...."

"SHUT YO' MOUF WOMAN!  MAH SHOW'S STARTIN' AGAIN!"

*  *  *

"GOOD BYE, HORSE.  I EXPECT TO MEET YOU AGAIN."

"Bye!  And I hope to meet you again soon, too!"

To Be Continued....

"AAH SHIT!  AH MISSED MAH SHOW, DAMN IT!"