Wonderbolts Morale Specialist Rainbow Dash

by nodamnbrakes

(Part I) Entry #1

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Entry #1

Hey!

Name's Rainbow Dash. I'm the most awesome pony in Equestria!

What?

You've never heard of me?

That's weird, 'cause I'm pretty much everywhere these days. Yeah, they haven't given me my own cereal brand yet, but it's just a matter of time. Ever since I joined the Wonderbolts, I've been totally--

Okay, yeah, I'm not actually that famous. Not yet, anyway. It's just a matter of time before everypony starts realizing how freaking awesome I am. I mean, you're reading this, aren't you? Obviously you know I'm awesome. But you don't know just how awesome. Not yet.

Anyway, I'm a Wonderbolt. I joined the team a couple months ago. It's been the most awesome thing ever, all the way through! Couldn't expect anything less, though. I mean, it is the freaking Wonderbolts. Being one has basically been my dream since I was a filly, and now I'm on the team!

So yeah. I don't really know what else to say, really. Basically the deal is I'm a Wonderbolt and you can ask me stuff and I'll answer it. 'S cool, right? Yeah. It's like doing an interview with a Wonderbolt, kinda.

Yeah, so I bet you're wondering why I'm doing this. I mean, it's totally not cool to answer fan mail when I could be doing cool stuff like stunts and races, but I'm freaking bored, okay? I'm doing this because I'm bored. Yeah, are you happy now? You have no idea how boring it can get, being as awesome as me.

That's why I'm doing this question/answer thing.

So here's how it's gonna work. You guys ask me questions and I'll answer them. I'll try to answer as many of them as I can, but obviously I'll be getting a ton of questions, so it's pretty much first come first serve.

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