Hey! I'm the one and only Rainbow Dash. You probably already know who I am, though. I mean, I am kinda the youngest member of the Wonderbolts, after all. And guess what? You can ask me whatever you want and I'll answer it, as long as it's not lame! You're probably climbing all over each other to ask your questions, but don't worry. I'll answer as many of them as I can!

I have no idea what this story is. "A tragicomedy about Rainbow Dash" vaguely describes it; about as well as does "a finely preserved early Elizabethan tapestry depicting an Ottoman galley crewed by drunken sadists harassing a small rowboat full of cripples adrift at sea by repeatedly masturbating into the smaller vessel until it and its wretched cargo are eventually pulled asunder by the added weight."