War

(For those of you who can't read Serbian, use Google Translate if you want to know what the Changeling says Овако!)

After everpony left the library, Me and Twilight took a stroll through town, to replenish the fridge. And when she started conversation, I felt as if I had walked into the worst thing for a guy: His girlfriends questions.

"Why is it that you like me?" she asked, starting off.

Oh, shit, how did I fall for this again? I thought, before answering with a shrug.

Then as a false savior from the conversation, an explosion happened at town hall.

Thank Celestia, Now maybe she'll shut the fuck up! I thought.

When we arrived, the mayor was being pulled from the newly reconstructed town hall, and many people were blaming the two Derpys. Wait, hold on a second two? I was puzzled and looked, one's left eye was down, and one's right eye was down, and that could have meant two things: Pinkie and Twilight paired up and still fucked up a spell, or the changelings were back.

Being off-duty at this time didn't mean I couldn't kick the ass of Derpy2, the one that didn't have the right eye down, and the one not eating the muffin.

Right before my hind legs landed, It turned back into a changeling, and faced it's horn towards me. Now, I've been stabbed before, but a horn hurts worse than a knife. Trust me.

For having holes in them, and being scrawny, they can throw. I was thrown into the real Derpy, which knocked down her muffin, which caused her to cry.

"Damn it, Fucking changeling, Twilight, handle Derpy here, get Pinkie to get a muffin over here, ASAP!" I yelled.

The Changeling said "Ми ћемо устати и празник на своје врсте!" (I think that's Serbian) And pounced on me.

"Ви сте први!" It screamed as it was biting at my foreleg.

For me only knowing a bit of Serbian all I could say was:"Јеби се, ти мала мацу!" Which meant: Fuck you, you little cunt!

And of course, that got it even more pissed."Створење, дођи!" it yelled before a small dragon flew in, and picked him up.

"Сон оф а битцх." I murmed, and trotted over to the crying Derpy. Not even her child could comfort her.

When I told her what happened, she got mad, and back-hooved me.

"My mufffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!" She screamed at me.

"Calm. the. fuck. down." I said slowly, Before I saw Pinkie running in with a muffin, with Derpy's head low, I ran over and grabbed the muffin from Pinkie.

When I gave her the muffin, she hugged me, the held the muffin tightly. She then kissed the muffin, and well, not to get off track, It turned a bit cloppy with that muffin and her.

"Who the hell was that?" Twilight asked, knowing the answer already.