A farmer wearing denim overalls and Nike hoof shoes was in his humble farm on the outskirts of Trottingham. He sprayed pesticide onto his crops. Spiders roaming on the farm started to eat the crops, but also ate poison from the pesticide in the process. The spiders didn't eat enough poison each to kill themselves though. The spiders then went back to minding their own business, until a group of a dozen hummingbirds gracefully swooped down onto the spider's territory and started pecking the spiders with their sharp beaks.

The hummingbirds had eaten the poisoned spiders, but that wasn't quite enough poison to kill the hummingbirds. The group of hummingbirds flapped their wings vigorously to reach their forest. As soon as they had reached their trees, a griffon, none other than Gilda, landed powerfully onto the pure earth's soft grass. Gilda had been kicked out of her hometown due to some circumstances and had thus been left homeless - meaning no food. Gilda had one option, and one option only: to eat wild animals.

Gilda roared as loud as your mother-in-law on her monthly, and started to crush all animals in sight. This included the hummingbirds. The enraged griffon terrorized the place. After a long scene of destruction, Gilda finally stopped and settled. She slowly stepped towards the dead hummingbirds and ate every single one of them. She suddenly had a flashback back to when she was still in school, she remembered her teachers babbling on about poison and hoohah. Gilda was brought back to reality as she realized that she is likely to die of poisoning! So she, being the feather brain she is, panicked and passed out.

Rainbow Dash just happened to be passing by. She saw Gilda! But unluckily for her, Dash hated Gilda's guts, yet loved to eat them. Dash used her ferocious battle skills to slaughter Gilda while she was still unconscious. The raging pegasus pulled out Gilda's feathers and shoved them down Gilda's throat. She ripped off Gilda's claws and used them to slice Gilda's neck! She then grabbed a large branch from a tree and penetrated Gilda with the large piece of wood. Once Dash was sure Gilda was no longer alive, she grilled Gilda (that would get rid of a lot of poison from Gilda's body) and sliced off the more edible pieces. Dash was surprised by how good griffons tasted!

Author's Note

I DONT KNOW