F*CK! YOU SCARED ME I’m So Gonna Get You Back For That

As she dragged her orange storage tub of Halloween decorations out of their storage unit, she cursed under her breath for declining Pinkies offer for help. But no she had to say she could handle it. She had forgot that when Pinkie had moved in there had come a fuck ton of Halloween decorations. Before she had a bag, now it was an entire storage container. And this shit was heavy. She thanked whatever god that was out there that at least the elevator worked to day.

After successfully dragging it up the flight of stairs to make to the main floor, she then dragged it across the floor and pushed the button before plopping herself down on the tub to wait. After she had caught her breath, the doors to the elevator opened as she hauled the tub inside as the two began their accent to the sixth floor.

Once reaching the floor she hauled it to her door before managing to open the door before dropping the tub onto the entry way, the sound the followed didn’t sound the best and she was sure the people who lived below them would come complaining soon.

“Your back?” Pinkie called.

“No this is a fucking murderer”

“Real funny Twily” Pinkie said as she skipped into the room and towards the box “Wow Twily, you look like you ran a marathon”

“Really, yeah saw a 5k happening and I thought why the fuck not, the five hundred pound tub will make it more challenging”

Ripping off the lid she said “Stop being a sarcastic ass, it’s not becoming”

“Thanks, Rarity”

“Anytime, but I’m Pinkie” Pinkie said as she began to pull out random decorations and throwing them to the floor. She was obviously looking for something, rolling her eyes Twilight picked a few if the decorations off the floor and began to walk around the apartment for a place to put them. Humming to herself she was unprepared for what was about to happen.

“BOOGAH BOOGAH BOOGAH BLARG” came an inhumanly noise from behind her. Screaming and dropping everything she whirled around and came face to face with a hideous monster……….mask.

Clutching her chest she said “What the FUCK”

Watching as Pinkie pulled off the mask in a fit of giggles going “I got you good didn’t I?”

“YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AFTER MY FUCKING HEARTRATE RETURNS TO NORMAL. FUCK YOU SCARED ME” Twilight yelled as Pinkie just collapsed on the floor. Practically fuming she was about to kill Pinkie with the freaking plastic pumpkin next to her when she heard an angry knock on their door.

“Looks like that’s the neighbors again Pinkie, you know there’s a reason they hate us” Twilight sighed.

“Ms. Sparkle could you please make you and your partners lover spats a little QUIETER” she yelled.

“And the fact they think we’re a couple doesn’t help either”