Halo First contact with ponies???/
I do not own My Little Pony
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Activate
Flood detected
Begin search
Code initializing
Exact Date Unknown
Approximate date 100,000 years since activation of Halo Installations
Exact Location Unknown
Approximate Location Unknown
Scanning for Relay Frequency
Scanning
Scanning
Scanning
Scanning
Time spent scanning Approximately 8 years no installations in range
New plan of action.
Go to the Ark's last known location and attempt to find more data there.
Activating Slipspace Drive
Entering slipspace ETA 17 years.
2552 UNSC time
All personnel have been evacuated for the Ark and the new Installation.Except Master Chief and the Elite known as the arbiter.Pelican inbound.
Forward Unto Dawn has been cut in half when the portal collapsed as the rings pulse hit.
Arbiter has been recovered from the ocean. Master Chiefs location unknown.
Four years later
Coming out of slipspace
Location of reached
Large amounts of scattered debris detect where Ark should be
Scanning for life forms
Life form found
Code initializing Identify and Decide
Lifeform found in a cryopod
Scan data banks for lifeform
!!!!Lifeform is reclaimer
Weak signal detected from mass of debris of Ark
Destroyer
Destroyer
Destroyer
An image of the reclaimer is detected!!
What impossible reclassifying data stream as corrupt
What to do with reclaimer?.....
Signal detected on different frequency
Frequency recognized a Highest Priority
Download immediately … Download complete
List of Events 1-8
1 Rise of Discord
2 Fall of Discord
3 Rise of the royal sisters
Hmm Fall of discord and rise of pony sisters are very close wonder if Royal sisters had something to do with Discords fall???
4 Transformation of younger royal sister to Nightmare Moon
5 Data corrupt
6 Data corrupt
7 Data corrupt
8 Data corrupt
Highest level priority date missing
Must Retrieve data
Warning!!! going to get data interferes with main programing
Hmm
The Reclaimer
Must Reclaim data
Location of Events included
Calculating time of sending Object with as little mass to Reclaimer to reclaim data
ETA 8 Hours if sent immediately
Preparing to send
Wait what if danger in location
Scanning Reclaimer for Weapons
Low speed program on Reclaimer has copies of weapons used be Reclaimer
Locating weapons in nearby debris from Ark
Collecting Weapons and Ammo
Sending pod reclaimer is in and Collected weapons and ammo to location of events
3
2
1
Slipspace wormhole activated sending Reclaimer to Reclaim data
All of this took less than Four secounds
Code initializing
Continue to scan
Lifeform found
Date 2556 Relay station on Uranus
Matt hated it here nothing interesting ever happens and there's no one here but himself to talk to. He sighed at the irony which stopped being funny ages ago. He got sent to Uranus Ha. He thought to himself for the millionth time as he walked to the control room and sat down in the uncomfortable chair. The only Chair here. As he scanned the frequencies for any signal at all he sat back and took a nap. Screw the back pain he’d have later that future Matt’s problem.
He awoke to the sound of alarms and fell out of his chair. Looking up at the screen he could believe what he saw a highest level priority signal. This alone was enough to excite him but who it was from is what struck him. The Master Chief who saved humanity by destroying the Halos and the Ark ,along with the flood ,and got the elites on our side and killing the prophets almost single handedly with an Elite. He was more than a legend.
He instantly read the message saying “he was still alive and in a cryo pod ,floating in space near the remains of the Ark”. Reacting on instinct he called Earth
“Hello come in”
“We read you loud and clear go ahead ”
“ I have a message to relay fr ”he never got to finish because he was interrupted
”That it tha all you wake me up from my nap at 3 in the morning ”
He looked over at the clock on the wall and saw the time. That was a long nap he thought
“The message was highest priority ”
“What the hell could you have got all the way out on uranus”
…..... He dread what would come next
“Ha Ha ha ha ha ah ha ah ha” The other guy broke out laughing like they all do. This made his blood boil
“THE MESSAGE WAS FROM THE MASTER CHIEF” he yelled into the mic
This instantly made the person stop laughing. He smiled to himself
“What did it say” The other guy said in the most business like tone he ever heard
“ It said before i was so rudely interrupted that Master Chief is alive in a cryo pod near the remains of the Ark”
“I will relay the message immediately ”
“ Good about time”
“Message sent” he stated clearly annoyed at me
“ I will say it came from uranus” Ha ha ha ha ah aha
Matt hung up and sighed.He sent the message no some other person get to go find the Chief and get all the glory while he sits on his ass”This sucks” he said to no one
Earth Time 3:18 A.M.
Lord Hood awoke to his phone ringing he tried to reach for it but then remembered it’s now on the dresser on the far side of his room. He got up with a groan as he walked over to his phone and answered.” There better be another Halo if you woke me up at this time”. A voice of a women responded in business tone from years of doing this”I apologize for waking you but something important came up”.
“Well what is it”
“A relay station on Uranus”
“ Ha ha ha aha ah ha”
She sighed and waited for the laughing to stop although deep down she was laughing too.
“ Ok ok i’m good please continue”
“ A message from relay station on Uranus picked up a distress beacon coming from the …...”
“ Well who's it from don’t pause for dramatic effect”
“ Sorry sir I'm just stunned that it’s from the Master Chief and he’s alive i a cryo pod near the remains of the Ark”
He was speechless the Chief alive. He was broken out of his stupor by a voice on the other line
“Sir are you ok”
“Yea i’m fine call in a squad to go get him immediately”
“ Yes Sir”
“ And call the Elites”
Meanwhile a certain Spartan just came out of slipspace and started falling toward a familiar looking town full of colorful ponies and one dragon. His gear starting to fall away from the pod as he enters the atmosphere