Banned From Equestria

When we arrived back in Ponyville, Rarity was there waiting for us. She was initially disappointed to see we didn't bring back any clothes, but once Sweetie Belle told her the story, she was ecstatic. She hugged me tensely, and I noticed Spike blush in jealousy. Once Sweetie Belle and Rarity walked away, Spike spoke “Just what are you trying to do with my Rarity?”

I smiled, not looking at him. “Nothing. Just what are you doing with her little sister, though?” I said, slowly turning my head towards him as I spoke.

"Wh-What? Nothing..." he said, giving me an odd look.

I chuckled, turning my head away from him, “Ok, if that’s what you say.” I departed, leaving Spike standing confused at the train station.

I trotted to Applejacks apple stand, intent on buying some apples. I saw Rarity and Applejack arguing, and Applebloom and Sweetie Belle were standing some distance away, cowering. “Ah…AJ, why ya gotta fight with Rarity all the time?” Applebloom asked. “Ya’ll scaring me…”

Sweetie Belle suddenly stood up and looked defiant “Well, if your big sister was a little bit more smart, we wouldn't be having this problem!” Applebloom, both offended and surprised by the outburst of her friend and stood up, saying

“If mah big sister was a bit more smart? Sweetie Belle, how could ya say such a thang?”

“I’m calling your sister stupid, Applebloom.”

“Wuh…Why?”

“Because she is.”

“Well, YOUR sister is too much of a vain know-it-all!”

“My, my, Applebloom, "vain"? That's a big word for a pony as dumb as yourself!”

“D-…Dumb as myself!? What in tarnation’s that supposed to mean you brat?”

“Oh, come on! You’re dumb! Your entire family is du-“

Applebloom suddenly threw a punch that hit Sweetie Belle right in her mouth.

Realizing I should’ve intervened sooner, I cantered over and split them apart. Using a spell, I made a sort of barrier between them. I calmly walked over to Applejack and Rarity. I grasped both of their heads and turned them over to Applebloom and Sweetie Belle, who had broken my spell and had begun to fight again. Gasping at the violence, they both rushed over to split them apart. I pulled them both aside after they were done and scolded them. “Do you see what you two are doing to your sisters? You’re making them think Fighting is Magic! It isn't! Friendship is!” Applejack and Rarity both looked down, but Applejack spoke up first.

“Well, we only fight for ah little bit. Then we always become friends later.” I shook my head, saying “You shouldn't fight at all. Maybe it’d be alright to make scowls at each other and disagree with each other, but calling each other names and just making plain rude remarks isn't at all necessary!”

They both seemed hesitant to say anything, but they finally forgave each other. I smiled, and thanked them both for understanding. “You know, deary, I've been meaning to show you something at my Boutique, considering you saved Sweetie Belle from those dreadful bandits.” She dragged me in her direction.

“Actually, I need this red fella’s help back at the barn.” She dragged me in the other direction.

“Well, really, Applejack, sweetie, I think we need him more.” Rarity tugged harder.

“No…I think I need him more, ‘sweetheart’” Applejack pulled harder.

“No, really, deary….Earth, who do you think needs you more?” Rarity asked, pulling out a tactic similar to puppy eyes. Applejack, seeing her rival, did the same tactic “Tell ya what, red fella, I’ll make it worth yer while!” She winked. Rarity looked visibly disgusted.

“Haha! Well…I’ll make it worth DOUBLE ‘yer’ while, Earth!” Rarity offered.

Two ponies was enough. That’s where I cross the line. Two. No more. Not three.

I tried to break out of their grip but was firmly stuck between them. I only wondered what the citizens of Ponyville thought as they trotted by. By the time I rejoined the conversation, Applejack had offered to let me toss her salad. I nearly vomited at that remark, so I forced myself to think of that afternoon with Celestia. Remembering the guards made me laugh hysterically, and I couldn't hold back my vomiting. Sweetie Belle was unfortunately standing right in front of me and caught it all with her face. The two feuding sisters apparently didn't notice as Sweetie Belle sobbed uncontrollably. Suddenly, they stopped speaking and they both began to drag me in one direction. I guess I hadn't heard them because I was laughing at Sweetie Belle’s overall shitty day. Sweetie Belle then cantered up to me, bucked my groin, and ran away.

Sometime Later...

I’m pretty sure I passed out, because the next thing I knew, I was lying in the dark, in what felt like a bay of hay. I struggled to move but realized I was tied up. I heard a door open and for a brief few seconds, light filled the room. In a matter of three seconds, it was dark again, and I heard light shuffling. I guess Applejack won the tug-of-war. Windows were opened and light filled the room once more. I saw Rarity trot on over, with a look of smugness. “Welcome back to the world of the Awoken.” She said. Realizing the stupidity of what she just said, she covered her face with her hoof and blushed. “Err…Applejack, dear, I’m dreadfully awful at this kind of situation. Applejack came up behind Rarity and patted her on her rear. “Don’t cha worry, Rarity, everything will work out in the end.” Both of the ponies looked at me, and I had a terrible feeling on where this was going. “Right. So, considering me and Applejack couldn't settle our differences, we decided we’d share you.” Rarity casually said, twirling her hair.

“Ok. Rarity, I can understand why you would want to do this. I saved your little sisters life. But, AJ? What did I ever do?” I asked. Applejack shrugged and just said that it’d been awhile since she had a good mate to buck with. If I facehoofed, I would've then. Within a matter of seconds, I had an erection and they both stared at it, unsure of what to do.

“Er…so who goes first? You wanna, Rarity?” Applejack asked her equine friend. Rarity tapped a hoof against her chin, in thought, and said “Oh, sure. Why not?” They both lifted me off the hay bale and lay me directly on my back.

“Do forgive me if I don’t do very well. I don’t do blow jobs very often.” Rarity stated. With one final, hesitant look at me, she opened her mouth and began sucking, while Applejack touched herself in the corner of the barn. Rarity’s warm, soft mouth felt amazing against my shaft, and I laughed mentally and wished Spike could only see this. Rarity stopped and then deviously said “Enough of the foreplay!” Rarity hovered over my erection and before she took a seat she looked at me, and winked. Rarity emitted a loud pitched scream that echoed throughout the barn. Applejack sat up, and walked over to me, getting on top of my face, putting her crotch where my mouth was. I didn't waste any time.

Great…Great this is just great…I wonder how Pinkie’s going to react.

While eating out Applejack, I thought I saw a purple and green flash out of the corner of my eye. I smiled.

So, he is here.

Knowing he was only made me enjoy this twenty percent more. Applejack untied me and I thrust into Rarity three times as hard as I ever did before, causing her to salivate all over the floor. I suddenly saw Apple Bloom peek in and stare for a few moments, before making a disturbed face and then gently closing the door. Once I finished with Rarity, I would've gone for Applejack, but she had apparently passed out for some reason.

Good. I was exhausted anyway… I smiled then fell right next to Rarity. “Wow…That was great, Marshmallow.”

Rarity sat up and said “What did you just call me?”

Oh shit.

The next thing I knew, Rarity’s front hoof was directed straight towards my eye.