I decided to visit Twilight Sparkle’s home, in an effort to uncover more about Trixie. When I reached her Library, I was greeted by her, rather than her dragon. “Hi there Earth! Is there something I can do for you?” I shook her hoof and told her that there was indeed something she could help me with. When I mentioned the name “Trixie” to her, Twilight’s face went from genial to serious. She looked around me to see if anypony else was around and quickly rushed me inside. I took a seat across from her and she sighed heavily before looking at me. “What do you want to know?”

I have a million questions about Trixie. Where did she come from? Has she been here before? How come she teleported me? Why me? Who- I thought, my mind racing.

Clearing my thoughts, I took a deep breath, and asked “Trixie…is she somepony who can be trusted?”

Twilight chuckled lightly and leaned over on her chair. “That depends on who you’re talking about. Snips and Snails? Well…I actually don’t know how much they trust her.”

Disregarding the names, as I had no clue who they were, I then asked Twilight if Trixie had ever been to Ponyville before, to which Twilight gently smirked and replied “She has. Twice, actually. And both times…well, let’s just say she won’t be winning any popularity contests anytime soon.”

“What happened?”

“Well, the first time she came here, she said she defeated an Ursa Major…but then, Snips and Snails woke one up, and she admitted she couldn't defeat one.” She fluffed up her hair suddenly. “It was up to me to end up defeating it…which was no easy task.”

I ventured a little further, asking Twilight what happened the second time.

She sighed, and then said “The second time, she challenged me to a magic duel, wearing the Alicorn Amulet. It increases a unicorn’s power thirty-fold, and gives them the power of an Alicorn, but also corrupts the users mind. With the help of my friends, we managed to beat her.” She suddenly looked out of a nearby window and squinted. She slowly returned her gaze back to me with a sparkle in her eyes.

“You want to know what fascinates me?”

I would've liked to know more about Trixie, but…

“…Uh, I guess?”

“How ponies think that there’s other life out there.”

I doubled over at her remark and asked her if she believed that there was indeed life out there.

“Oh, of course not! Think about it! If there was other life out there, don’t you think we would've detected it by now? With our magic, we should be able to detect life out there…but the only things we can sense are supernovas, just like that one about three weeks-“

“Yeah, but what if that life isn’t as advanced…or rather, MORE advanced? What if they already know you exist, but decided to leave you in peace?” I tapped my hooves together in thought, before finally saying “…and what if you’re magic can only detect other ponies?

Twilight stared dumbfounded at me before shaking her head quickly and laughing. “You’re saying that there’s other life that aren't ponies out there?! That’s outrageous!”

I chuckled a little bit, knowing full well just how wrong Twilight Sparkle was, but I decided to leave it in peace. Twilight, not wanting to give it up, however, called for Spike.

“Spiiiiiiiiiike! Can you come here please? I want you to bring me that book on space, please!”

Curiously enough, the green dragon didn't show up at all. Twilight called for him a few more times, before returning her attention back to me. She gave me an apologetic look and said “I’m sorry…Spike has been acting pretty weird lately. Could you do me a favor and just keep an eye out for him around Ponyville? I’d really appreciate it.”

I agreed to keep an eye out for Spike.

“Well…you pretty much answered all my questions about Trixie, so thank you."

“Wait a second, why did you want to know about Trixie in the first place?” Twilight edged a little closer and raised an eyebrow, “She isn't around here, is she?”

“No…No I just ran into her in the countryside, that’s all. She seems nice enough” I added.

Twilight shrugged lightly, saying “Like I said, it just depends on the ponies.” I thanked Twilight and left her house, and I actually didn't get too far before I heard a familiar harsh blowing sound again.

“For bucks sake…Spike is that you?” I asked nopony in particular. I heard a reply, and I looked in a bush behind me to find Spike crouching down.

“Hey there Spike, what are you doing here? You know Twilight nee-“

“SHHHHHHH! Twilight can’t know I’m here!” Spike put a finger to both mine and his mouth.

“Why not? Got the hots for Twilight too?” I teased.

He gave me a rather stern look before answering in the negative.

“Well, why are you hiding out here, then?”

“Look…you don’t know what it’s like living with Twilight. Organizing books, dusting off books, alphabetizing books, polishing books…”

I gave him a look when he said “polishing books”.

“Yes! That’s right! I have to polish books!”

I facehoofed, then asked “What do you want me to do?”

He gave me a surprised look, before stammering out “I-I actually didn’t think you’d help me. I kinda thought you’d just drag me back to Twilight…”

I playfully hit him on the shoulder. “I guess I kinda owe you one after I banged your love interest there.” Spike’s face went beet red and he mumbled something inaudible. He looked back at me, face still red, and asked if I could buy him a train ticket. Thinking back three weeks ago when I first went to Canterlot, I surmised that train tickets would cost about one-hundred bits.

“Well…” I began, “One-hundred bits isn’t too much to pay.”

“One-hundred? Oh no, where I’m going, it’s gonna cost TWO-hundred bits.”

“Spike, are you kidding me?! Just where the hay do you plan on going?!”

“Actually…I’m gonna need two tickets.”

“You’re bringing Sweetie Belle?!” I said, silently screaming.

“Look, I just don’t wanna talk about it! I’ll give you a reward! I’ll leave Twilight’s door unlocked the night I get the ticket.”

“…What is that going to do? So I can sneak into her home and do what? Steal the dozens of books on the bookshelves? I bet the History of Equestria would fetch a pretty price, I’m sure!”

Spike, starting to get impatient, stomped his foot “I know you know what I mean when I said I’ll leave her door unlocked. Look, just please get me the train ticket.”

I chuckled, shaking my head. “Sure thing, champ.” I trotted away from Spike, searching around for things I could do to make an extra one-hundred and fifty bits. It was my day off at the Café today, so that scratches out that job. “Maybe…Applejack could use some help around the farm. If this place is anything like back home, farmers usually always need help.”

When I got to the farm, I got a view of Applejack shaking her plot in the air while picking up apples that had fallen. I cleared my throat and she turned around. “Well howdy there red feller. Quite honestly didn’t expect y’all to come back around here after Rarity…well, ya’ know.” She wiped sweat off her brow and asked if there was anything she could do for me. “Is there anything like…work I could do around here? Perhaps?” Applejack laughed heartily before confirming that there was work I could do around. “It’s about…fifty bits per hour there red feller. All ya gotta do is buck the apple trees.” I looked at the trees, and then back to Applejack.

Fifty bits an hour for kicking trees…? Well, this’ll be easy.

“Fifty bits an hour for bucking trees sounds easy, but trust me red feller, there’s a reason we pay this much for this kinda work.” Applejack informed me, almost reading my thoughts.

I trotted over to the tree and gave it a firm kick. The tree simply shook. Applejack smirked lightly and called for her little sister. Applebloom came running over and was told to show me how to really buck a tree. I laughed a little bit, not seeing as how the little filly could possibly be stronger than me. She winded up and released a kick, causing dozens of apples to collapse. My jaw dropped at the sight, and I looked towards Applejack, who was smiling. “And THAT, Earth, is how you buck a tree!”

I tensed myself for the next three hours of work…

Sometime Later...

What originally planned to be three hours of work slowly dragged out into four; once we had finished bucking the trees, I discovered that Applejack still needed help around the farm. While helping her, she kept insisting she didn’t need my help, but I knew she appreciated it in the end. I figure I’d mind as well make my last few days here being as helpful as possible.

Applejack handed me the one-hundred and fifty bits along with a bonus sixty, and she gave me a quick peck on the cheek, surprising me. “If Pinkie don’t quite satisfy you sometimes, Earth, I’ll always be here!” she said seductively. I awkwardly laughed and thanked her. At this time, it was around midday, so there was still plenty of time to get things done. I headed to the train station and bought two tickets. I went back to see if Spike was still in his spot, which he was. I found it kind of odd because he was just crouched there.

I handed him the tickets and his stress filled face suddenly became overjoyed. “Woah! Thank you Earth! I-…didn’t think…well, anyway, thank you!” He high-fived me and told me to come back in four hours. I nodded, curious as to what Spike was possibly planning for me inside Twilight’s home.

Four Hours Later...

I came back after four hours of resting to find Spike still crouched there. “Spike…have you been here, like, all day?” He nodded gravely.

“…What have you been eating?” He pointed around the bush. “Where have you been using the bathroom?” He simply looked up at me. Starting to get agitated at his sudden muteness, I then asked “Why aren’t you talking?!”

He put a finger to my mouth and mouthed the word “Quiet”. He directed my head towards a nearby window to show me something. It was the Mane Six having a party. “Don’t the other five know that you’re trying to escape?”

He shook his head and finally began to whisper to me “…No. I knew they wouldn’t help me. I asked Fluttershy, but she simply giggled at me. If Fluttershy wouldn’t do it for me, then I knew nopony else would. You’re the only one I could trust. You’re…not exactly new here…but you haven’t been here as long as the others.”

“Spike, tell me why you want to leave. Twilight can’t be the only reason.”

He looked at me sadly and sighed. “It’s…it’s just a personal problem. Sweetie Belle’s been having the same problems.”

“What’s going on, Spike?”

His only reply was to look long fully at one of the ponies inside Twilight’s home. I eventually traced his eyes to Rarity, who looked like she was having a splendidly joyful time.

“What did Rarity do…?”

“She betrayed me! And she betrayed Sweetie Belle…she took my feelings and she just…” he made a crushing imitation with his hands.

“Oh…right. THAT day…you know, I’m really sorry abo-“

“No…no…that wasn’t your fault. They’d been planning that for a few days.”

I became a bit surprised upon hearing this revelation.

“Excuse me?!” my voice becoming shrill. He moved his hands toward my mouth again but I swatted it away. “Sorry…”

“What do you think me and Sweetie Belle were talking about in the tent?”

“Talking?! All I heard was a bunch of moans and groans!” I silently screamed.

“No, you’ve got it all wrong! Sweetie Belle told me about their plan. I couldn’t see what she was doing at first because the flashlight died, so I asked her to make a sound…when she did, I groaned because I realized what she meant…and eventually she just kept making that sound and I was sick of hearing it, so I tried to get her to be quiet. When you yelled at us…well I had just gotten her to stop.”

“W-What about the licking? The slapping sounds?”

“The slapping was us making a pact to NEVER, tell anypony what we talked about…unless it was to you. And the licking…there wasn’t any of that. All we did was do our secret handshake!”

Wait a minute…was that what Sweetie Belle was trying to tell me that day?!

“So why is Sweetie Belle leaving?”

“Rarity’s getting bad again. That’s all she’ll say. They don’t entirely act like sisters anymore…”

“Do you know why Rarity and Applejack planned this?

He simply shrugged, before noticing the party had ended a long time ago.

“Ah, good. Here…” he maneuvered to the front door, unlocked it, and then opened it. “…There you go.”

“I still don’t know what I’m going to- HEY!” I began to say before Spike rather forcefully shoved me inside.

When he closed the door, the entire room became drenched in darkness. After a few seconds, I could make out a very faint purple glow to the top right of my vision. The more I stared at it, the brighter it grew. I felt drawn to it…as if I needed to go to it. It was my light in the darkness. However, remembering my time with Chrysalis simply made me put all efforts into breaking out of the draw. By the time I realized where I was, the purple glow enveloped my vision.

“Mmmn…who is that?”

“I-…Twilight…?”

“E-Earth…? Wha...How did you get in here?”

“Can’t…Twilight…?”

“Oh, it is you Earth…mmnnn, what do you want?”

“Move…?”

“Oh! Earth! I’m so sorry!”

Twilight released her psychic grip on me and I crashed into the floor, hitting my head.

“What are you doing in my house?” Twilight asked me, her face a crimson red and hot air coming out of her mouth.

“I was told that…I would get an, ow, reward.”

Upon hearing those words, Twilight narrowed her eyes and licked her lips. “I don’t know what you did, Earth, but you can bet that I will give you that reward.”

Well, shit. What is this, seven now? Eight including Chrysalis…blah

She dragged me onto her bed and her horn began sparking. Within two seconds, I got an erection.

“How the hay?”

I then saw her magic surrounding my dick, to which Twilight simply giggled giddily. “Oh, it’s been awhile. The last time I had sex was…about a year ago when my brother got married! I knew it was the last time I was going to see him, so I took the chance!”

WHAT THE BUCK DID SHE JUST TELL ME?

“Wh-What the BUCK DID YOU JUST-“

With lightning quick action, she swapped from using her horn to riding me. She put her hooves around my head and moved in for a kiss. Still kinda grossed out by the tidbit I found out about Twilight, I did my best to not vomit in her throat while she moved her tongue in my mouth. She rose up suddenly, letting out loud moans of ecstasy. She suddenly threw her left hoof out, knocking open a nearby window.

“Uh…Twilight, the window?”

“OOooh! I don’t care! The neighbors can hear us! MMmn! Ahh!”

For Celestia’s sake, she may be a bookworm in real life but she’s a freaking party animal when it comes to sex

“I’ve…ohh! Been having dreams about this since Celestia’s party! I just knew the…mmnnnn! Other girls had their fun! It’s only fair you save the best for last! Ahhah!” Her wings rapidly spread out and hot liquid began to run down my penis. She got off and told me to stand up. Tapping her hoof against her muzzle, she said “Check this out! It’s a spell that enhances orgasm!”

“Well, I guess I kind of am close to…wait, are you sure this is saAAAAA-!”

I felt electricity jolt through my body and a torrent of cum came out, covering the walls behind Twilight and drenching Twilight herself in the sticky fluid. I fell onto my back, feeling drool erupt out of my mouth.

I don’t think I’ll feel anything quite as nice in my entire life…wait, what’s that? It kinda…stings down there…Huh…kinda feels like…it’s on…fire?!

Taking a quick look at my groin confirmed that it wasn’t on fire. It just really hurt. A lot.

While I was writhing in pain, I heard Twilight say that she should write a letter to the princess about the fun she had tonight, but then remembered Spike was missing.

“Hey…you wouldn't have happened to seen Spike while you were out there, were you?”

“Ouch…no…I haven’t seen him” I told her, glad I wasn’t an Element of Harmony. She simply shrugged and lay down next to me, cuddling with me and saying goodnight. The only thought that was going through my head was;

I’m going to be extremely sore tomorrow.

Author's Note

As a direct homage to the game, this chapter is almost entirely based off of the game.