Banned From Equestria

Rainbow Dash returned about five minutes later with a small crate full of food and wine. She knocked against the side of it with her hoof. “Got it at the Rainbow Factory!” She cracked open the box and tossed me a bottle of wine and grabbed her own bottle before plopping down on the cloud chair behind her.

Geez…sometimes I forget that Rainbow Dash is a girl.

She opened her bottle and began to chug it. I simply stared, open-mouthed as she swallowed every last drop and let out a loud burp.

“So, uh, what do you do for a living?”

“Oh, you know, save Equestria dozens of times with the Elements of Harmony, do work for Cloudsdale…you know, basic stuff."

“Yeah...pretty basic.”

I looked down at my bottle, which wasn't even half empty. When I looked up, Rainbow Dash was about less than an inch away from my face. I recoiled back a little bit. “What do you do?”

“…Well…save Equestria from a few dozen threats and try not to die every day of my life.” I jokingly said.

“No, what do you ACTUALLY do?”

I chuckled a little bit, uneasily. “Do you wanna know what I used to do? I used to work at an electrical facility, making sure people’s power stayed up and running. I used to have this thing that ran off electricity where I could play games on it…I used to hang out with my friends, and have good times…I used to…I used to do a lot of things.” I said, with the last few words being choked up.

“Well…what happened?” Rainbow Dash asked softly.

I threw my hooves up around me.

“This.”

Rainbow Dash seemingly didn't understand. I struggled to remember if there was any sort of movie or episode that could explain my predicament; A human gets dragged into their world. Or, rather if the roles were reversed, a pony would have been dragged into my world.

“I don’t…” I began, but decided to withhold what I actually was. “Just drama. That’s all.”

Rainbow Dash edged closer to me and softly asked, “So, I’m guessing you aren't from around here, then? Like, not even any area close to here?”

“No. I’m from a place a very long way from here.”

The more I drank the wine, the more I talked about my life back home. The only thing I left out was the fact that I actually didn’t come from this world. I talked about my friends, my habits, my job…all the while getting woozier and my eyesight getting fuzzier. It got to a point where Rainbow Dash was just a literal cyan blob, and at that point I knew I had enough. I staggered to the door and opened it; it was nighttime alright. I was about to step out when a hoof reached around and pulled me back inside. The last feeling I remember is suddenly getting an erection, and a light blue blob bouncing up and down on top of me.

A Few Hours Later...

I woke up the following morning lying next to Rainbow Dash, in her bed. I quickly rolled out of the bed and peeked my head up, eyeing Rainbow Dash cautiously.

What the hell happened last night?

I then noted the stickiness around my lower body.

“Mother of Celestia….what the-!?”

Rainbow Dash was suddenly in front of me, eyeing me groggily.

“Hey there, big guy…heh”

“Are you hung-over or something?”

She hiccuped and then said “No…No I’m not hung-over. Just…still a little tipsy is all. Hehehe…”

“What did we do last night?” I asked her, my head starting to experience a splintering pain.

“What didn’t we do? Man, Earth, you've convinced me that being a lesbian isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.” She said, all the while rolling around the bed.

“Y-You raped me?”

“Earthy…it’s only rape if you don’t like it…heheh! And hooooo boy! You were shouting so loud then neighbors got a little too nosey.”

Great. Now I can add “Almost Raped” to the list of things that’s happened to me. Let’s place below “Death”…

A little bit disgusted, I began to walk out of the house when Rainbow Dash called out to me “Oh yeah! And you can come back annnnnyyyyytime! In fact…you can even come over to the Rainbow Factory! I’m the CEO! Have fun out there Earthy!”

I thanked her and quickly left the her home.

No way am I going to be grinded up into Rainbows…

When I left her house, it was a long way down back to ground. When I was about nine feet above the ground, I saw a familiar face on a nearby cliff; Trixie. She stared at me with a rather peculiar stare; It was filled with neither malice nor love. It was almost neutral in a way, but had an air of some sort of mystery. She quickly enveloped herself in a light blue ball and vanished. It was at that time I knew I was ready.

It was time to go home.