Girls Night Out

“That’s it, we’re out of here, guards. take us to the princesses,” said Celestia, she glanced at luna with a stern gaze, she nodded her obedience.

The guards stepped to either side and guided the two of them out of the restaurant with their wings spread, ready to use them if they had to move quickly. As soon as the exited the building the own of it followed them out. Celestia laughed and bolted for a nearby alleyway, both the guards took to the air and so did Luna following her.

Once they were in the alley Celestia spun around to face the three of them as Luna landed next to her. “Now that we’re out of the restaurant. I’ll show you why you can’t arrest us.”

Luna simply smiled at them. “You two trouble making thieves can’t escape the three of us!” shouted the unicorn. He quickly grabbed a trashcan and flung it at them with his magic. Celestia caught it in her own magic and tore it from his grip.

She stepped forward and cast another spell, both the guards changed to defensive stances, ready to dodge whatever she was going to throw at them. She disabled their disguises and returned them both to their original bodies. Celestia smiled down at the three, the guards immediately dropping into bows.

The manager just stood there baffled. He quickly dropped into a bow when he realized what had just occurred. “I’m so sorry ma’am, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry-” Celestia quickly gripped his lips in her magic and stood him up gently.

“My dear pony, I don’t blame you for being aggressive or defending your property, but to show no sign of compromise to two obviously poor souls such as those, that’s just wrong. Show some kindness and be aware of who you’re dealing with.” She smiled gently before releasing him.

He simply nodded not sure what to do or say, instead he bowed again. Luna laughed and stepped towards the guards who were still bowing. “You two did a fine job, but next time, if you throw threats like that around again, I’ll be sure to personally teach you the same lesson you were about to try and teach me.”

Both the guards stood and nodded their apologies. Celestia turned to them, “I want the two of you to return to the castle and return here with the reimbursement. Three hundred bits should cover the damages as well as the meal.”

Both the guards saluted and disappeared into the sky. “Now, I’m going to wipe your mind blank of the last five minutes. You’ll remember us as we were but not as we are. The guards will return with your reimbursement soon.”

His eyes went wide and he opened his mouth to speak but Celestia gripped him in her magic and began the process of deleting his memory. His eyes closed and she laid him on the ground. “All done, time to turn us back into Sunshine and Starlight.”

Luna laughed, “Alright sister, can we go to the Parkway next?”

Celestia nodded and turned them back into their disguises. “He’ll wake up soon, We’ll wait for the guards to return and let them know of the silence they must keep.”

“Alright.” Luna sat down and watched the Manager as he laid on his side, slowly breathing.

Eventually stirring the stallion woke up, he looked up to see the two sisters sitting in front of him. He quickly jumped to his hooves and began to say something before it registered that he was alone with them in an alleyway.

Celestia quickly broke the silence. “Good sir, I’m sorry for the trouble we’ve caused you. There are two guards on their way with three hundred bits to reimburse you for the trouble we’ve caused you if you will kindly go back inside and calm your customers and staff before the guards arrive, my sister and I will take our leave now.”

The stallion growled as he focused on her, “I will not let you leave without some sort of punishment for what you have done! Not only have you eaten for free in my restaurant and made a mockery of me, but I will not be talked down to by some whores of Canterlot!”

Celestia was taken aback by the sudden aggression. Luna sighed and looked at her, “Celestia, can you just knock him out again already, it’s obvious the mind wipe worked.”

The stallion stood straight, “You stupid little-” His eyes rolled up into his head and he crumpled to the ground.

“Dear Me, he was annoying.” Celestia sighed and walked out of the alleyway. Luna followed her and just then the guards landed with two good sized sacks of bits. “He’s in the alleyway. We’ve wiped his memory so he doesn’t know we’re the princesses. You will behave as if we are dear friends of Celestia’s... else I’ll be forced to rinse your minds of the entirety of tonight.”

They both bowed and went to rouse the manager. Celestia nodded to Luna. “Let’s go.”