Argue Crew in Equestria

James

It was the beginning of Spooktoberween, which meant that it was time for The Argue Crew's IRL meet-up. After weeks of planning, they had decided on staying at James' home this time around. After scrapping up enough money, they finally got the entire crew to fly over to Peterborough. James was waiting for everyone to get dropped off at the airport, which was a challenge, considering all of them would be flying in from different areas.

Reed was the first to arrive at the airport. James could hardly recognize him due to the absurd lack of hair. "Reed!" James exclaimed, waving at him. Upon hearing his name, Reed looked around until he saw James. "Good to see you!" Reed replied, giving him a totally heterosexual hug. "Am I the first one here?" He asked, looking to see if the others were here yet. "Yeah." James nodded. "You're the first one, but I'm sure they'll come around soon."

Slowly, everyone else made their way into the airport. Marba, Jacob, Christian, and Jonathan came not so long after Reed. The four of them had met up beforehand to share a plane ride since they were all relatively nearby. After them, Scott came in, wearing the Solaire outfit he had always worn. Both Davids had met up with them at relatively the same time, one already with a bleeding anus. "I thought trying to shove my carry-on up my ass would be delightful." He laughed. Aaron was the last one that they waited for, who took for what felt like months to finally arrive.

After getting back to James' house, they saw that Björn, Jaxon, and Thomas were waiting for them. Björn and Thomas came to them by moose and Jaxon flew with his chickun powers. "So, do you got any food? I just flew in from America and BOY are my arms tired!" Jaxon said. He had said the joke the last time they all met up, and by this point in time he was the only one who had found it humorous. "Well, I have spaghetti, but that's for the ritual." James answered. In truth, their gathering wasn't exactly just to meet up and circlejerk like they usually did. A month ago, James had heard of a satanic ritual that would transport them to Equestria, and according to many anons, the ritual had actually worked. Determined to get into Equestria by any means, James had told the others that he was going to attempt the ritual. However, the ritual called for the magic of friendship, so he needed the crew with him if he wanted the ritual to work.

"Well, what are we waiting for, then?" Jaxon asked, eager to have some delicious spaghetti. "You guys really want to do the ritual right away? We haven't even jerked each other off yet, though!" James exclaimed. "No fuck you." Thomas retorted. "I want to get into Equestria as soon as possible." Thomas had been one of the most excited for going into Equestria, and he was not going to wait any longer than he had to to meet his beloved horses. "Fine," James reluctantly said, sad that they couldn't jerk each other off. "I'll get the supplies."

After getting them all to sit in a circle, James led the ritual in the center. "So, supposedly we're going to have to each eat some of the ceremonial spaghetti." He said, pointing to the pot. "Afterwards, we're supposed to drink the bleach-infused mare juice." He said, holding the grail. One by one they passed the pot around, feasting on the ceremonial spaghetti. Afterwards, the grail was passed around like a bong. Each member, after taking the sip, had become an hero until they were all kill.

The first thing James saw when he opened his eyes was a vibrant, colorful land. He was in a field, not far from what seemed like Ponyville. Looking around, he couldn't see his friends anywhere nearby. Anxious to find his friends, James had tried to stand up, but quickly fell to the ground. When he looked down to his feet, he saw that he had hooves. "Well, I guess it worked." He said to himself, making his way into town.