Argue Crew in Equestria

Jonathan

Jacob had explained to his plan to Jonathan on the way there. "I just need to show Princess Twilight that I have what it takes to be royalty, then she'd have to help me become an alicorn princess, right, Jan?" Jacob had asked as they walked along the trail. "I don't know, can Twilight just give someone alicorn powers?" He asked, still confused. "If Celestia can, shouldn't the other princesses be able to?" Jacob rhetorically stated. "I don't know. I'm not a sunfag." Jonathan shrugged.

Despite being a castle for a princess, there was a surprising lack of guards at Twilight's castle. Although Jonathan was fuzzy on the details, Jacob told him that in season three, Twilight had earned the title of the Princess of Friendship, becoming an alicorn and eventually earning herself her very own castle. The castle was extremely out of place in Ponyville. It towered above many of the quaint abodes of the residents of Ponyville. However, Jonathan couldn't help but notice that the castle was slightly small for a princess.

"What do you mean she isn't here?"' Jacob impatiently asked the sad, fat dragon. "Um, I mean that she isn't in the castle right now. I'm sorry, but she left to help Cloudsdale with some weather issues." He explained. "The weather ponies have been having some trouble lately, so Twilight and a couple of her friends went up to go check on it. If you really wanna see her, you could wait for her." Jacob shook his head. "Every second I waste is another second one of the other bastards have to woo my love..." Jacob muttered. "C'mon, Jonathan. I've got an idea."

Jacob and Jonathan walked down the road again. "Where are we going?" Jonathan asked as they walked. "Down this road. If we keep following it, we should end up below Cloudsdale." Jacob answered. "What do you want at Cloudsdale? Earth plebs like you can't even go there without falling to their death!" Jonathan asked, curious. "It's not me who's going there." Jacob replied, looking at Jonathan's wings.

"Fuck that." Jonathan retorted. "I can barely even fly!" Jacob looked to Jonathan. "I'm sure there's nothing to it. All I need you to do is go up there and help the princess. The faster we get her help, the faster I can woo Rarity!" Jacob plead. "Please, do this and I'll make you rich!" At the sound of money, Jonathan's attitude changed. "What do you mean you'll make me rich?" He asked. "As an alicorn, I'd be a master of magic, so I'm assuming the mastering of alchemy is part of the deal, right?" Jacob told him. "So, is it a deal or-"

Before he could finish, Jonathan dashed up into the sky.