Argue Crew in Equestria
Filly Fiddler
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Applejack was adamant about the two of them working on the farm. After desecrating one of her beloved trees, Reed and Christian were forced to work on the farm until she believed that she they "paid their dues five times over!" When trying to object, she stopped them. "Well, it's either this or Ah'm reportin' to the law that one of you was foolin' around with mah tree!" She exclaimed, victorious. Sighing, Christian began his work on the farm. "Why the hell do I have to work?" Reed complained. "I wasn't the one fucking a tree." Realizing that nobody would listen, Reed grumbled and went to work.
For an orchard, Sweet Apple Acres required a tremendous amount of work. With just Reed, Macintosh, Christian, and Applejack, it took what felt like forever to harvest apples. It was the hardest on Christian, due to his injuries from the incident which occurred earlier in the day. His phallus had been wrapped in bandages and lathered in applesauce (Granny Smith insisted it would ease the pain). Sadly, the applesauce had only managed to make it sting with every step. At one point it got so bad that Big Mac had to take him back into the house.
"That took forever, but we managed to pick all the apples that are ready." Reed told Macintosh. "Thank god," Christian exclaimed as he laid in the grass. "Can we go inside now?" "Nope." Big Macintosh said, shaking his head. "The cattle still needs some tending to." Christian frowned. "Cattle?" He complained. "Can't we leave that for your sister?" "Nope." Big Macintosh repeated. "Stop being a bitch. Let's just get this done and we can get out of here." Reed told him, helping him up.
Christian had to be carried by Big Mac as they went to the barn. This hurts like a bitch. Christian thought. At least this won't be too bad. I'm sure after all the work we've done today, she'll let us go. If not, we could probably just escape and be done with them in no ti- Just then, the three of them came to a screeching halt. The cattle had all gathered around the body of a pony. Mac carelessly dropped Christian and galloped to the body. Christian landed dick-first onto the ground, causing further pain to him. "Agh!" He screamed as he laid on the ground. His cock hurt worse than when he had been forced out of the tree. Before he could shout for help, he began to pass out.
When Christian awoke, he was in a bed. The bed was fairly big, and the room had been tidy except for a maroon cloak left by the bead. Where am I? He thought as he tried to get out of bed. He could barely put his hooves on the ground when he saw that his cock had been re-bandaged. What? I don't remember rewrapping myself up. Before he could make it to the door, it swung wide open. "Wow, there! Get back in bed!" A young voice ordered him. Christian looked downwards and he saw Applebloom before him. She had been outfitted with a nurse's outfit, strangely enough. Cosplay? He thought as he got back in bed.
"As your aide, I instruct you to stay in bed and get some rest. Celestia knows you need it after what my sis and your friend did to you earlier!" She giggled. "My aide?" Christian asked, confused. "You mean they're going to let a filly care for me? It'd be easier for them to just kill me now than this!" Applebloom frowned. "Nu-uh! I'm sure this'll be earn me mah cutie mark! And besides, the hospital would never accept me as their aide, even after I told them I used to dissect bugs!"
Christian sighed as he rest his head on the pillow. "So, uh..." "Applebloom!" She replied, suddenly full of energy. "Yes! Applebloom!" He exclaimed. I always forget her. As the sister to background horse, I forget she even exists. "What happened before I passed out?" Applebloom thought for a second. "Well, according to yer friend, 'That fag Aaron must've teleported into midair when we transported in. His body was lifeless, and disgusting, nonetheless.' " Christian laughed. "Well, I guess now he really is kill. Where is my friend, anyways?" "He went off to the barn with Mac. Somethin' about cawk? Anyways, he told me to give you a message when you awoke." She said, pulling out a note from her pocket. Christian picked it up with his magic and read:
Applejack won't let us out. I'm going to see if I can seduce Mac into helping us escape. Just let me do the work, you're in no shape to do anything right now. And don't get any ideas while I'm away. Bad enough you're a treefucker, if you turn out to be a filly fiddler, we're going to have a lot more problems on our hands.
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