Argue Crew in Equestria

Jaxon

Jaxon and Sweetie Belle were hanging at Sugar Cube Corner. It had been a few days since he murdered Scootaloo, and nobody had noticed the difference. "I wonder what's going on with Applebloom..." Sweetie Belle thought aloud. "She said that she had to help somepony out at the farm." Jaxon smiled. "Well, it's just the two of us today, then?" Sweetie nodded. "Yeah...What if we visit Sweet Apple Acres? We could go and help Applebloom with her sick friend!" She suggested. Jaxon frowned at the idea. "No, we'd just get in the way. Plus, I had an even better idea for what we could do!" He said, a smile growing on his face. "Like what?" Sweetie asked, curious.

"Let's fug." He exclaimed, pulling Sweetie closer in. "No!" Sweetie squeaked, pushing him off of her. "Why do you always want to do that? It didn't earn us our cutie marks last time we tried it!" Every day since he took the role of Scootaloo, he had always suggested that the three of them have delicious filly sex. Sadly, none of them had seemed interested. "Well, it was fun, wasn't it?" Jaxon said, irritated. "Not at all! Remember, you even ended up  wetting yourself when we tried!" Sweetie Belle answered. That sounds glorious. If only I was there to experience it. He thought.

"Well, what do you think we should do, then?" He asked Sweetie Belle. Sweetie Belle shrugged. "Well, since it's just the two of us, we can't go crusading." She said with a sigh. "I guess we could just hang around here for the time being." As they sat there with a bored expression, Pinkie trotted up to their table. "Heya, guys! What's wrong?" She asked with a huge smile on her face. "Hey, Pinkie. We're just really bored right now." Sweetie answered, putting her head on the table. "Well, if you guys are bored, I'm about to go up over to pick up some apples from the farm. Do you fillies want to tag along?" Pinkie asked. Jaxon sprang up when he heard the words. Applebloom will be there. Maybe she'll be willing to fug! He thought. "We're in!" He answered for the two of them. Sweetie looked at Jaxon. "Hey, I thought you didn't wanna go over to Sweet Apple Acres!" She said, annoyed. "lel I changed muh mind." Jaxon said. "What are we waiting for? Let's go!" As they left, Jaxon could hear Sweetie mumbling to herself  "...lel?"

"Applejack!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed when they arrived at the farm. "I'm here to pick up those apples, and I even brought a couple fillies to help!" Applejack came out of the house, rushing towards them. "Heya, uh, Pinkie, could I talk to you for a sec in private?" She asked, gesturing to the house. "Sure!" Pinkie said. "You girls can wait here! We won't be too long." After Pinkie  and Applejack left, Jaxon started to look around the farm. "What are you looking for?" Sweetie asked, following him. "I'm looking for a place where we can fug." Jaxon replied. "Ugh, you're still on that? I already said no!" Sweetie squeaked. "C'mon, maybe if it was just the two of us, we could try new things while we fug!" Jaxon said, trying to persuade her.

Sweetie sighed. "Well, if you really want to, let's do it. But just this once!" She said to him. Jaxon became very excited. "Really?" He asked, walking to the barn. "Well, let's try in the barn! It should be empty!" When they got closer, Jaxon could hear sounds coming from the barn. As they came to the door, Jaxon could make them out as grunts. "Shh," Jaxon told Sweetie. "Do you hear that?" Sweetie nodded, looking into the barn. As soon as she looked in, she ran away, squealing. When Jaxon peeked through the door, he saw it: Big Macintosh and another brown pony shagging.

"Jesus Christ!" Jaxon exclaimed, running away. While he ran, he could have sworn he heard Big Mac let out a wail of ecstasy.